Kairi v.s. Princess Peach

Started by Violent2Dope6 pages

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
swinging it around like mad does not make it like a sword in any way shape or form... Also using your bat to hit another persons bat doesn't make a sword. The whole notion of it even being called a blade is ridiculous as it isn't sharp whatsoever. I'd agree with wand only because it is used to summon magic.

EDIT: Also what's up with SE and there love of making the male leads in a story idiots? Cloud has both Tifa and Aeris at his command, but he's too busy orgasming over Sephiroth to care. Cloud's got Kairi, but z0mg, Riku! He must... have... Riku.

I agree with everything after your edit, some keyblades can cut. Actually all can, the litte key part is sharp.

Originally posted by Xenogears
So would you think this cannot be used as a sword?

Perfect example of what I was saying.

No, I wouldn't. it has too much decorations on it.

This is a sword. Notice the minimum amount of decorations, The regular, long handle with rubber grip etc. The weapon you posted something one would expect to find in a dollar store during Christmas.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I agree with everything after your edit, some keyblades can cut. Actually all can, the litte key part is sharp.

A butter knife is sharp 😐 That doesn't make it a sword, however.

Yes... very sword like.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No, I wouldn't. it has too much decorations on it.

This is a sword. Notice the minimum amount of decorations, The regular, long handle with rubber grip etc. The weapon you posted something one would expect to find in a dollar store during Christmas.

😆 Unbelievable.

Yes I know.

I too find it unbelievable how you could possibly mistake a keyblade for an actual weapon.

Blaxican you're speaking nonsense. No it's not a sword, it's a KEYBLADE, but still functions as a sword, and that KEYBLADE is stronger than any sword in the world today.

Duh. He is saying that the keyblade is a sword. I am not. I just said it's the equivalent to a bat because you don't cut people, you hit them over and over until they die or give up. Is that wrong?

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Yes I know.

I too find it unbelievable how you could possibly mistake a keyblade for an actual weapon.

Your ignorance overwhelms me 😆 Keyblade not an actual weapon? How stupid are you? 😆

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Duh. He is saying that the keyblade is a sword. I am not. I just said it's the equivalent to a bat because you don't cut people, you hit them over and over until they die or give up. Is that wrong?
Hmm...yet Sora was able to slice through buildings, and the picture of the Keyblade I posted showed it had a blade. Upon realizing that, you start talking about how it has too many decorations to be called a sword. 😆

Your stupidity overwhelms me haermm Feel free, if it a real weapon, to go into a weapon shop and say "Can I get a Keyblade plz?" See what happens. Not too mention I never said it wasn't a weapon, just not a sword and completely unpractical as far as actual fighting goes.

Regardless of how stupid I am, my intelligence obviously far surpasses yours. As you can only post smileys and and insults.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Your stupidity overwhelms me haermm Feel free, if it a real weapon, to go into a weapon shop and say "Can I get a Keyblade plz?" See what happens. Not too mention I never said it wasn't a weapon, just not a sword and completely unpractical as far as actual fighting goes.

Regardless of how stupid I am, my intelligence obviously far surpasses yours. As you can only post smileys and and insults.

Strange seeing how the only one with any stupidity here is you. So, if I were to go into a weapon shop and ask for a "Master Sword", would I get a different response? Most definitely not. You said you find it unbelievable that I consider a Keyblade to be a weapon, despite the fact that it's been said to be not only a weapon but a weapon of phenomenal power.

The only things I've posted were smilies and insults? Right. That's why I proved you wrong just a while ago about a Keyblade having a blade.

If the keyblade is blunt and can't cut, why does it cut through the rock titan?

I want to see the Keychain and kill people God of War style.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
If the keyblade is blunt and can't cut, why does it cut through the rock titan?
Let's see if BlaxicanHydra can answer that. 😆

Point being is I just posted an image of a Keyblade, specifically the Ultima Weapon, with a sharp edge. To say that it should not be called a sword and yet the Master Sword should be is ridiculous, seeing as they both have what makes a blade in the first place.

Strange seeing how the only one with any stupidity here is you.

This doesn't even dignify a response from me.

So, if I were to go into a weapon shop and ask for a "Master Sword", would I get a different response? Most definitely not.

Actually, yes. A replica, but even then there's a warning on the box saying it could easily kill somone. What with it being sharp and all, ya know.

You said you find it unbelievable that I consider a Keyblade to be a weapon, despite the fact that it's been said to be not only a weapon but a weapon of phenomenal power.

It only has "phenomenal power" because it has magical properties. If were nto magical it would be useless, much liek the wooden sword that Sora used in the beginning of KH: 1 .

The only things I've posted were smilies and insults? Right.

Right! You're getting it!

That's why I proved you wrong just a while ago about a Keyblade having a blade

You need not prove anything.I already know that a Keyblade doesn't have a blade.

If the keyblade is blunt and can't cut, why does it cut through the rock titan?

because it's magical, and if memory serves me right it doesn't "cut", when you hit it like, like everything else in those games a bunch of black liquidy like stuff flies off. Either way know cutting is done. When you hit it in say the leg the leg doesn't fall off, nothing comes out etc. When you cut something what's being cut is severed. If nothing is severed then your not cutting it.

All I will say is...the Master Sword is a true sword.

The Pokekeyblade is well...ridiculous.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
This doesn't even dignify a response from me.
Seeing how it's obvious. 😆
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Actually, yes. A replica, but even then there's a warning on the box saying it could easily kill somone. What with it being sharp and all, ya know.
Sort of like the image of the sword that I posted on the first page.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
It only has "phenomenal power" because it has magical properties. If were nto magical it would be useless, much liek the wooden sword that Sora used in the beginning of KH: 1.
Can the same thing be said about the Master Sword then?
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
You need not prove anything.I already know that a Keyblade doesn't have a blade.
And as proven just a while ago the Ultima Weapon, a Keyblade, has a sharp edge.
Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
because it's magical, and if memory serves me right it doesn't "cut", when you hit it like, like everything else in those games a bunch of black liquidy like stuff flies off. Either way know cutting is done. When you hit it in say the leg the leg doesn't fall off, nothing comes out etc. When you cut something what's being cut is severed. If nothing is severed then your not cutting it.
Just to prove your ass wrong again:

At 8:05 forward, Sora cuts buildings in several pieces.YouTube video
At 1:43, Sora slices Luxord's cards right after the fight.YouTube video
Have you anything else to say?

Xenogears. I applaud your intellegence, you are one of the few people I've seen to use sheer wit(excluding the curses) to shut him up 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart:

Originally posted by FortressXRuler
Xenogears. I applaud your intellegence, you are one of the few people I've seen to use sheer wit(excluding the curses) to shut him up 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart: 😖mart:
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