Kairi v.s. Princess Peach

A keyblade is a not a realistic weapon. You cannot cut with a keyblade unless it has a edge, yet (as we already know) very few actually DO have an edge.

However, Sora still cut's through various items with ANY type of keyblade. This is not due to the keyblades natural edge , but with it's magical one. You would wield a keyblade like a club/blade hybrid (Noticeable in Soras unique Bash 'n Slash fighting style).

Now let's review.

A. Certain Keyblades MAY have a natural edge and they MAY have sufficient sharpness/cutting power to do a good amount of damage. This is overshadowed however by the keyblades MAGICAL sharpness.

B. The keyblade doesn't require a lot of force to cut things. Sora is slicing through buildings which (even if the keyblade is magically sharp and unbreakable) would require at least 30-40 tons of force behind it for such a clean slice.

C. Kari's keyblade was a stupid idea , screwed with the canon and was (frankly) the ugliest damn one in the game.

Overall Peach wins. Especially if she has her talking umbrella 😎

Originally posted by grey fox
A keyblade is a not a realistic weapon. You cannot cut with a keyblade unless it has a edge, yet (as we already know) very few actually DO have an edge.

However, Sora still cut's through various items with ANY type of keyblade. This is not due to the keyblades natural edge , but with it's magical one. You would wield a keyblade like a club/blade hybrid (Noticeable in Soras unique Bash 'n Slash fighting style).

Now let's review.

A. Certain Keyblades MAY have a natural edge and they MAY have sufficient sharpness/cutting power to do a good amount of damage. This is overshadowed however by the keyblades MAGICAL sharpness.

B. The keyblade doesn't require a lot of force to cut things. Sora is slicing through buildings which (even if the keyblade is magically sharp and unbreakable) would require at least 30-40 tons of force behind it for such a clean slice.

As can be seen on the first page I was talking about one form of the Keyblade which is the Ultima Weapon. The Keyblade can change form via keychains. The Ultima Weapon has a blade, and the point is that if it was a real weapon it could cut through that which a typical sword can.

Originally posted by Xenogears
Good, good. My point at the beginning was that a Keyblade isn't simply used like a baseball bat. I don't see how someone could possibly perform Strike Raid or Finishing Leap with a bat, and the statement that it's used as a bludgeon is also wrong. There would be no such thing as a Keyblade master if it simply required the weapon to be used like a bat. The wielder's moves resembles that of a swordsman, in fact.

As can be seen on the first page I was talking about one form of the Keyblade which is the Ultima Weapon. The Keyblade can change form via keychains. The Ultima Weapon has a blade, and the point is that if it was a real weapon it could cut through that which a typical sword can.

True , but as I stated we'll never know how well the Ultimas actual blade is because there's the ever constant 'Magical Sharpness'. The Keyblade DOES need a unique fighting style though due to it's status as both a bat/club and a sword/edged weapon.

Originally posted by grey fox
True , but as I stated we'll never know how well the Ultimas actual blade is because there's the ever constant 'Magical Sharpness'. The Keyblade DOES need a unique fighting style though due to it's status as both a bat/club and a sword/edged weapon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JbS6J-N8XQU

See how Peach's butt is so thick that she doesn't need to hit the enemy to knock it out. Watch her break boxes with her mighty umbrella of death and fly through the air. Watch as she lights herself on fire unarmed a raises water levels with her magical tears. Watch as her Umbrella becomes an unbreakable sheild of mightitude.

Watch as peach beats Giga Bowser, Mewtwo,and ganon without losing a single life( no, it's not a real feat, but cool anyway)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qda9ns2Hpo0

Originally posted by WO Polaski
I think Blaxican is right, I also think that the insults you put in your posts aren't needed to make your point. It makes you look immature and distracts the reader from your argument.

Watch as Kairi calls her a Skank, and makes her so sad, she runs away.

Well, she is skankalicious. I was so pissed off at the end of Mario Sunshine. After all that work, fighting Mecha Browser and shadow manta thing, here's peach chillin in a hotub with Bowser(who's butt naked). It just isn't right. Bowser Jr. had to come from somewhere!

Proving my point exactly, whle Kairi stays clean on Sora

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Hmmm you notice insults we may have in our posts but disreguard his? Oh and Blaxican, you've already lost because at first your argument stated that the Keyblade only functioned as a baseball bat while we were sayin it could cut, then you start sayin it cuts because of magic. So, you pretty much proved my original point and disprove yours. Oh, and me and Xeno don't agree on everything nor or we "butt buddies" as you say, you frickin retarded assh*le.

I was about to point out as well that he changes his argument around just so it could suit him. First it's keyblade = baseball bat, then it's keyblade can't cut, then it's keyblade only cuts because it's magical, then it's Ultima Weapon has too many decorations to be called a sword. 😆

The guy really needs to put some point behind his arguments instead of tring to change the subject every 2 replies. The 1st argument made him look like an ass, he should've stopped right there

^Seems you have a point there.

I was going to make this an edit in my last post but I'll just say it now. Saying that the Ultima Weapon has "too many decorations" or whatever garbage that it shouldn't be considered a sword is irrelevant since not only does it not prevent it from being what it is but it's pretty much the equivalent of saying this isn't a sword:

Too many decorations and whatnot. That can't POSSIBLY be a sword can it? 😂

That logic is retarded.

Originally posted by Xenogears
^Seems you have a point there.

I was going to make this an edit in my last post but I'll just say it now. Saying that the Ultima Weapon has "too many decorations" or whatever garbage that it shouldn't be considered a sword is irrelevant since not only does it not prevent it from being what it is but it's pretty much the equivalent of saying this isn't a sword:

Too many decorations and whatnot. That can't POSSIBLY be a sword can it? 😂

That logic is retarded.

Sort of like Siegfried's Zweihander. It's obviously to heavy to be used by an average human, those it is still a sword. The Ultima Weapon is about as light as the Master Sword.

Originally posted by Xenogears
Sort of like Siegfried's Zweihander. It's obviously to heavy to be used by an average human, those it is still a sword. The Ultima Weapon is about as light as the Master Sword.

Originally posted by grey fox
A keyblade is a not a realistic weapon. You cannot cut with a keyblade unless it has a edge, yet (as we already know) very few actually DO have an edge.

However, Sora still cut's through various items with ANY type of keyblade. This is not due to the keyblades natural edge , but with it's magical one. You would wield a keyblade like a club/blade hybrid (Noticeable in Soras unique Bash 'n Slash fighting style).

Now let's review.

A. Certain Keyblades MAY have a natural edge and they MAY have sufficient sharpness/cutting power to do a good amount of damage. This is overshadowed however by the keyblades MAGICAL sharpness.

B. The keyblade doesn't require a lot of force to cut things. Sora is slicing through buildings which (even if the keyblade is magically sharp and unbreakable) would require at least 30-40 tons of force behind it for such a clean slice.

C. Kari's keyblade was a stupid idea , screwed with the canon and was (frankly) the ugliest damn one in the game.

Overall Peach wins. Especially if she has her talking umbrella 😎

Oi. Correct. Thank you for basically putting everything I said into neat paragraphs 😬

... what a waste of a night. Where's V2D, I want some head.

EDIT: And can someone tell me why in the game Goofy almost always had a higher level then you?

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Oi. Correct. Thank you for basically putting everythign I said into neat paragraphs 😬

... what a waste of a night. Where's V2D, I want some head.

EVERYTHING I was talking about, is in his post.

The Keyblade is used more like a bat then a sword. Why? Because it's not sharp. That's in his post.

Most of the Keyblade's did not have edges, THAT'S in his post.

The only way the Keyblade cuts through anything is because it's magic. THAT'S in his post.

The Keyblade is an impractical weapon. THAT'S in his post.

Those were my four points the entire time.

And I didn't lose anything. As it turns out I was correct. Why? Because Xenogears just stated that what Greyfox stated (Which is what I've been saying this whole time...) was correct. So, essentially, what I was saying is indeed, correct. Which is why I basically wasted my night.

And that wasn't the type of head I was talking about.

Guys, either debate civilly, or not at all. The namecalling and insults had better not continue.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
Oi. Correct. Thank you for basically putting everything I said into neat paragraphs 😬

... what a waste of a night. Where's V2D, I want some head.

EDIT: And can someone tell me why in the game Goofy almost always had a higher level then you?