Your girlfriend/boyfriend has sex with someone else....

Originally posted by Robtard
What kind of cyber-lube do you use?

I always imagined him as more of a spit-rub type of guy!

Originally posted by smoker4
I always imagined him as more of a spit-rub type of guy!

"Brokeback Mountain" style, I can see that in him.

Originally posted by Robtard
"Brokeback Mountain" style, I can see that in him.

Lolz, they use the tried and tested method in that? i'll have to check it out!

Originally posted by smoker4
Lolz, they use the tried and tested method in that? i'll have to check it out!

Yea, Ennis (Heath Ledger) spits into his hand and skewers Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal), who's the gayer one of the two...

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]I would leave you 😑 [/B]

I am a really nice guy and you can be the biggest f-ed up mess on the planet and I would still treat you like my queen, but if you betray my trust, it really pisses me off. Anway, did you read my second post about that? I told Creshok that he was right and that his way is the best way.

Besides, not very many women would be able to put up with me anyway...that is why my wife is the one for me. (I am crazy by most people's standards...no joke.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Yea, Ennis (Heath Ledger) spits into his hand and skewers Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal), who's the gayer one of the two...

heehee

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that a new word for fire torture?

LOL!!!! 😮

I get it now.

I misspelled torture. 😄

P.S. I almost just misspelled "misspelled". (My boss said it's a common mistake.)

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
Would you rather A they cheated on you
or B they were raped?

Neither.I never dated anyone who went around sleeping with other girls.For one thing I like dating someone who is a virgin and does not do that sort of thing.
If they do then it is possible that they will cheat on you!jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Neither.I never dated anyone who went around sleeping with other girls.For one thing I like dating someone who is a virgin and does not do that sort of thing.
If they do then it is possible that they will cheat on you!jm

Why do you continually do that?

"Neither" isn't an option in the hypothetical scenario he proposed.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
If they do then it is possible that they will cheat on you!jm

C-can't it be both?

Seriously, what would any of you do if you walked in on your BF/GF having sex with someone else?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Seriously, what would any of you do if you walked in on your BF/GF having sex with someone else?

It was my best friend. They got married. I'm very happy for them.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Been there, done that. I'd flip out at first but eventually calm down and remain friends with her but the relationship would end.

It was my best friend. They got married. I'm very happy for them.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Been there, done that. I'd flip out at first but eventually calm down and remain friends with her but the relationship would end.

It was my best friend. They got married. I'm very happy for them.

Up until "It was my best friend.", I could understand, because that's what I'd do.

But yeah, that's an awesome friend.

What is the expression--"With friends like that, who needs enemies"?

It's ironic he is happy for them.

Originally posted by Röland
It's ironic he is happy for them.

Originally posted by FeceMan
More like, it shows his complete lack of spine.

That too.