Kmc Top 20 Funniest Pirates Moments

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Kmc Top 20 Funniest Pirates Moments

Yup...if you havent guessed it by now, then im going to make a youtube video of the top 20 funniest moments in ALL of the pirates films!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

It can be;

* A scene
*A line
*A certain look
*or just something completely random...

Oh, and it can be from any character you want ๐Ÿ™‚

I know its hard to choose, but im thinking that if everyone puts their heads together and can think of as many scenes/lines as possible then i rekon we might be able to do this...๐Ÿ™‚

its just gonna be hard putting it all in order...lol.

Just tell me your funniest moments!! ๐Ÿ˜„

OO Good idea ๐Ÿ™‚

*thinks* I think one of the best, most well known one is the scene when Jack comes into Port Royal and talks to the dude. And then steals that bag of coins ๐Ÿ™‚ and When he's talking to Murtogg and Mullroy. Those two scenes!!

okie dokie!! ๐Ÿ˜„

I've put the 'you're not a eunich, are you?' scene at number 20 ๐Ÿ˜„ i couldnt resist it ...๐Ÿ˜‰

anyone know any funny ones for gibbs, liz or norrie??? or anyone else??๐Ÿ™‚

hehe

I think the rum burning scene is a good one too ๐Ÿ™‚

oh and Norrie's lines about "You're the worst pirate I'be ever heard of" Then the "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen" ๐Ÿ˜„ My grandpa liked that alot hehe

ah!!! see...i forget about all of these great lines!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

**adds them to her ever growing list** ๐Ÿ˜„

ooo!! the whole "multiple Jacks" scene in pirates 3 is PRICELESS!! for everything else, there's MASTERCARD!! mmmm shirtless..so nippy..

i like the bit in cotbp when jack is rowing into the cave, just that look on his face.. hes so satisfied with himself.

um how about in AWE when Jack, Will, Elizabeth and Barbossa are pointing guns at eachother and then they drop them and point again, that was funny.

Also in DMC when Jack appears inside the coffin and uses the limb to row, and when Pintel and Raghetti are talking about the Bible, I just watched DMC a few nights ago lol.

Wow great idea TMaria.....

funniest moments...I do love the part where jack glances down at Will and Says "you're not a eunich, are you?" love that part....

okay...thinking of one....

I love when Jack is trying to blow out the fire on Cannibal Island when he is hanging from the pole...and as he blows the fire gets bigger and he says "not good"....

oh I just realized what it said top 20 funniest moments....LOL

20. Jack to Will "You're not a eunich, are you?"
19. Jack tries to blow out fire on cannibal island and suddenly the fire gets bigger "Not Good"...(jack hanging from pole ready to be roasted)

i got a jar of dirt! and the undead monkey *shoot* line.....

I need to say the part where marty dropped into that whole after firing was funny...

THERE ARE TOO MANY!!! MORE THAN 20!

sooo hard to chooose....

ok i shall make you all a deal;

Ill do a top 20 JACKS funniest moments, and then a top 20 POTC funniest moments lol!!

okay...

Jack:
Jar of dirt
undead monkey
eunuch cracks

Originally posted by T.Maria
ok i shall make you all a deal;

Ill do a top 20 JACKS funniest moments, and then a top 20 POTC funniest moments lol!!

yes, that's an excellent idea...because there are so many funny moments for Jack and then funny moments for the rest of the cast....

Originally posted by lovethemtigers
yes, that's an excellent idea...because there are so many funny moments for Jack and then funny moments for the rest of the cast....

agreed.

Some more suggestions for funniest moments from the trilogy...

Jack on the Pearl facing the Dutchman "I've got a Jar of Dirt, I've Got a Jar of Dirt and guess what's inside it?"...and of course when he tumbles down the stairs "still got it"

in the sword fight "You need to find yourself a girl, mate"

The Look Jack has rowing the boat into the cave..the little smug smile.....in POTC (btw that is a great moment)

when Jack laughs at his own hanging - they are reading off his list of crimes and they talk about him impersonating a preacher and he looks at the excutioner and laughs...that is just so funny, IMO

at the end of POTC...I can't remember exactly what he says...but he's like "i'm feeling rather good about all this..." and he gets in Governor Swann's face and the Gov. can't handle Jack's Breath!! and then he walks over to Norrie "I was rooting for you, mate, know that."

The Sword Fight when Jack is running in the wheel and is proud that he got the key and gets knocked out by one of those metal ring thingies....

And I have always loved the part in the Sword Fight when Norrie has Jack cornered and he says "excuse me while I kill the man that ruined my life"...and Jack is like "let's consider that for a moment, former Commodore, who was it that when you had a notorious pirate behind bars saw fit to free said Pirate and keep your bonny lass all to himself, so who's fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deck hand what takes orders from Pirates, eh?" Enough! and jack jumps down to the ground and says "still rooting of you, mate" and then he walks away whistling with key around his neck and falls into "grave" hole "oh!"

There are so many funny Jack expressions, the list could go on forever like...
in Potc When they find Mr. Gibbs in the pig stye and Will throws the bucket of water on him for the second time and Will says "that was for the smell"...and jack looks at Will....priceless look!

Oh...and of course when Norrington shows up in the Tortuga Tavern and Jack shuts the compass and starts to hide and is trying to escape by hiding behind the plant...and Norrie sees him and points gun at him and Jack is like "you're hired!", and Norrie says "sorry, old habits and all that".....

and of course when Jack looks at Norrie puking when norrie says "oh please, the Captain of the Flying Dutchman" and Jack says "You look bloody awful what are doing here?" and Norrie says "You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are laxed?"..and Jack responds, "You smell funny."...OMG I am laughing just typing this....and then I got sad because we didn't get any of these great exchanges between Jack and Norrie in AWE...what a waste AWE was...so many great opportunities swept under the carpet in a rush to get the movie released back to back summers....Shame Shame Shame REally...

i like that spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically line!

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
i like that spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically line!

that's It!....and then he gets in Gov. Swann's face and Swann can't handle Jack's breath...so funny!

yeah!

i love the scene with the undead monkey too...

and the multiple jack scene was not only funny, but sizzling... ๐Ÿ˜ droolio