Kmc Top 20 Funniest Pirates Moments

I accidentally said we must run away to fight, and everyone just looked at me. That was embarassing so I never tried it again.

LOL.. thats funny..

lol!! im sorry!!

I like the way johnny pulls it off though it's hilarious! with his facial expressions.

yes...I love how that guy tells Beckett "do you think he plans it all out or just makes it up as he goes along?"....it is the same guy from COTBP that is beside Norrington when Jack and Will commandeer the Interceptor. At first Norrie is like "that has got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen"....and then they learn that he disabled the runners and Jack says "Thank you commodore for helping us make way, we could have never done it without you!" and the man next to him says "That's got to be the best Pirate I've ever seen" and Norrie says "So it would seem."......

yeah i love that, but i'm too lazy to type that out! lol I love the way they pretend to commander one ship then hop ship and get the better one.

*sigh* Lieutenant Groves is WAY ssexxi. he's right behind Norri. 😍

Is he? hmmm...... maybe I should go watch it again I can't remember...

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
*sigh* Lieutenant Groves is WAY ssexxi. he's right behind Norri. 😍

he is.. 😍

1 question, if you have to choose on settling with davey or beckett, who'd you choose? lol. 😛

Lucky that choice will never come up they are both dead. But you know i'd rather be a pirate than... erm whatever Becketts wife would be called.

can I chose Will?

Mrs. Beckett? lol.

NO.. he's not in the choices! 😛

please if you would consider: Jack's face when Elisabeth walks away after he has said persuade me

Also: the cannon shot (why doesn't your compass work? My (pause) compass works just fine. (camera pulls away to revel Jack's "goods" in cannon form)

the bleahk face he makes in DMC when he and Elisabeth are talking about the EITC Thanks

If you could work in the line about pirates being an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things, then show him saying love, with a grumpy elisabeth, etc

Originally posted by Jaeh_JediPirate
NO.. he's not in the choices! 😛

OK I chose Davy Jones and I can let Jack stab the heart and save Will so he and Elizabeth can live happily ever after... the end.

Ooh, I've got a gibbs one

The scene from AWE where he says: "the ship? we're *on* the ship" while clutching the teddy bear -lol

Please please include the scene from Tia Dalma's cabin when she asks to see his hand and he of course offers her the unbandaged one. She then undoes the bandage on his left hand and there for all to see--THE BLACK SPOT--Gibbs immediately begins a very dedicated and hurried anti--gris-gris (voodoo) dance--spittin' and spinnin', followed by the other two.

Jack stands there and very magnaimously says "I just want everyone to know that I can see as well as I ever have." (a reference that someone else will have to explain).

"I'm disinclined to acquiecse--means no." I use this a lot with co-workers and my students. thanks y'all

I love the other bit there--"what vexes a man, Sums!?, The sea?! The dicotomy of good and evil?!"

texgodiva2s- Jack stands there and very magnaimously says "I just want everyone to know that I can see as well as I ever have." (a reference that someone else will have to explain).

huh what what ??? reference.. huh??? explain please i dont understand

Miz !!tangerines!! (first love love love your name--you tiny tartness!) Do you have an older brother? Oh, phooey, well here in Texas the old old threat was if you "self-abused" (in a loving way right), you'd go blind or grow hair on your palm being a guy right. So Jack's reference was to defend his honor against such an assumption. 😮 Now I'm thoroughly pixalated myself. Goodness, Miz !!tangerines!!, nice to meet ya.

ohhh i think i see what you mean now.... although i always thought he said that just to let them know he knew what they were doing, though its a bit obvious anyway..... meh.
nice to meet you too by the way 🙂

oh, i thought that when he said "My eyesight is as good as ever, you know" he was simply referencing that he could see the black spot on his hand ...

MizSavvySparrowluv, I have only my experience to interpret that line, but it's the best take I could make of it. It's unrelated to the other comments before and behind--it sounded very much like the goofy guy things I've heard my men friends tease about. who knows? Black spot was really a pirate way to mark a man under threat--Jack knew without a doubt he was under the gun, that's why he was a'hidin' his mark. Just a thought, worth exactly what you paid for it (nothing)--now I'm so so 😮