Kmc Top 20 Funniest Pirates Moments

Parlay scene in AWE when they are walking towards each other and then stop several feet apart...3 vs. 3....

"Are you the cur that led these wolves...." Barboosa
"Don't blame Turner he was merely the Tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect, look to your left" Beckett says

and barboosa and liz and jack all look to their left, and then Jack turns back and they are still looking at him...
"My hands are clean in this, figuretively" and he bites his fingernail
Liz just looks at him and then they look back to Will and Will says "My actions were my own and to my own purpose, Jack had nothing to do with it"
Jack replies "Well spoken, listen to the Tool" to Elizabeth.....that is so funny, now he refers to Will as "The Tool"....poor Will he has so many names...Eunich, Whelp, The Tool, Bloody Stupid Will.....

Maybe it's just my odd sense of humor, but I love in AWE during the huge fight scene where Will asks her to marry him and says, "I've made my choice. What's yours?" and she yells, "Barbossa!" and he just has this look on his face like 'what the heck?!'

all great ideas!!!! 😄 😄😄

Ill do the videos at the same time...but we have to put them into some sort of order lmao!!!!

they're sooooo good!!😄 i cant decide 🙁 lol

Oh...another funny part...for POTC in general...when Gibbs, Will, Marty and Mr. Cotton are in the cage on Cannibal Island and it shows their faces screaming..and Mr. Gibbs hollars "raise it up, like a ladies skirt"....those parts are hillarious....

and Jack putting the salt and pepper under his arm pits "just adding a little seasoning."

When the Parrot says "walk the plank" and Jack pulls out his gun.."what did the bird say?" (begin of DMC)

When Will is looking for Jack in DMC and he is in Tortuga and he asks Giselle and Scarlett, and they say "jack Sparrow, haven't seen him in a month, but when you do give him this." and Giselle slaps Will across the face...

At the end of AWE when the Strumpets slap jack and and he slap Mr. Gibbs....

When Pentel and Ragetti are in the little boat with the dog and Ragetti is reading the bible unpside down....

and then when they see the Pearl and they are so excited...

when the Monkey takes Ragetti's eye...and then Ragetti is chasing after it.....

Curiosity between Jack and LIz....when she says "and Personal hygiene" and Jack smells under his arm..."Triffles".....

okay..so pretty much any scene from Cannibal Island in DMC
And the Sword fight from DMC
When Liz knocks Norrington over the head in the Tortuga Tavern, again DMC.....

lol when Ragetti is looking up Lizzie's skirt and then she moves and the huge fat guy steps in!!!

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
lol when Ragetti is looking up Lizzie's skirt and then she moves and the huge fat guy steps in!!!

J: elizabeth!
*turns to gibbs*
hide the rum
*turns back to E*
you know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, i happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Corsets gags!

1) putting it on
2) E: I can't breathe...
N: I'm a little overwhelmed myself
[E falls off battlement]
3) [J cuts E's corset off and she choces]
M: How do you know how to do that?
J: You've obviously never been to Singapore mate.
4) E: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

The monkey being fired from the cannon.

On the "mutiny" island when Jack is mucking about behind Elizabeth about to shoot her after she's burnt the rum.

In AWE when Sao Feng is going to kill the man then barbossa says he's not theirs.

J: I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Oh the corset bits would go together nicely!

The part where Elizabeth tells Jack he'll have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack: Oh I love those moments...I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack and Davy Jones.
Davy: Can a condemn an innocent man...a friend to a 100 years of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack thinks about it: Yup...I'm good wiff it! Shall we seal it in blood..I mean ink?

Jack in the cannibal island speaking their language. especially the "eunuchy snip-snip" part.

Jack running with the pole and being turned into Jack fruit kebab.

In the beginning of DMC Jack tells Gibbs that he's not making "any sense at all" when he's the one who wasn't making sense.

Norrington says that Jack is the worst pirate he's ever heard of. Jack's response: "But you have heard of me"

Elizabeth and Will correct Becket. "CAPTAIN! Captain Jack Sparrow."

Will: "Where's Jack? I'm not leaving without him!"
Jack running.
Will: "Time to go."

AWE: Jack after seeing the fleet of EITC. Everyone looks at Jack.
Jack: Parley?!

The whole part after they see Jack in the locker is funny too! Especially the part with Tia: Don't tell me u did not enjoy it at the time.

The part with mini-Jacks!!

In the FD brig...Jack: I miss him already!!
Other Jack: He is quite charmin isn't he?!

Jack gets them to rock the ship.
Jack: Oh what's that? What IS that? I dunno? What do you think?

Jack in the locker.
Jack: Why?Why would he do that? Because he's a lumix isn't he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited.

Jack poses like becket's portrait.

Jack snatches becket's drink from him.

Jack: and that was without even a single drop of rum!!!

The whole Jack and barbossa argument. (what ARE you doing?)

Jack talkin to Will. the whole "distressin' damsel" bit.

Jack: This would never have worked if I wasn't.

Jack: I love weddings! Drinks all around.

COTBP: Jack and Barbossa in the cabin. The whole bit with "Out of the two of us I'm the inly one who hasn't commited mutiny..." until "funny ol' world innit?"

Jack(to Elizabeth): I'm flattered son but my first and only love is the sea!

After Will tells Jack that he'll cut down anyone in his path until he finds the key. Jack: I like it! Simple. Easy to remember.

Will: That's the FD? She doesn't look like much!
Jack: Neither d you!Do NOT underestimate her.

Ok! I know that was a lot but I couldn't pick so I'll leave the 'picking' to you T!! Great idea BTW.

this is a great thread...because it lets us find the things we did like about the trilogy and reminds us of the lighthearted side of the trilogy and forget about the darkness....

how about when Will says after they escape Cannibal Island and they are back on the Pearl:

W: "Jack, Elizabeth's in trouble"
J: "you should keep a more watchful eye on her, maybe lock her up somewhere"
W: "She is locked up, in a jail, for helping you"
J: "Well, there comes a time in one's life that one must pay for one's mistakes"......
and then Will pulls the sword out on Jack and tells him he needs the compass and Jack politely moves the sword out of his face....

HAHA! I forgot about that for a sec I love the "There comes a time in one's life where one must take responsibility for one's mistakes" line!! Makes me snicker every time.

You're right Tigers...this thread puts a smile on my face. Makes me remember the comdey in the trilogy...

Lets not forget the very first part with Captain Jack where we think he's on a huge ship and he's in a dingy....that gets a snort chuckle or a smile from everyone

*sigh* i think everyone has already said everything i could think off.. *scratch head, grins*

lmao!!! 😄 so many ideas!!!
im putting it together as we speak!!!

we can do a whole load of them!!

top 10's of liz and *coughWILLcough* and gibbs and norrie 😄 AND RAGETTI AND PINTEL!!! 😄

yea, pintel has some great facial expressions

oooohhhh.. ragetti and pintel! or pintel and ragetti lol!

I love the bible scene! that was absolutely funny!

yeah, and the "its a mythilogical creature i can calls it what i wonts"

cephalopod! lol.

PINTEL AND RAGETTI.....CRACKEN SLAYERS!!!!!!!! 😄

LOL YEAH!

that's a good fic.. or vid title T! lol..!

LOL YEAH!!! They all have great moments!! This is gonna be awesome.