Toilet Reading Material

Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.

Am I sharing too much with you people?

And for those of you wondering, No, I am not currently in my bathroom. 😛

I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.

Except Pokemon, because thats gay.

Cosmo

Viz, music magazines and most recently On Politics - Aristotle.

I just go in with my ipod....ermmnone

Originally posted by Thorrin
I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.

Except Pokemon, because thats gay.

Sometimes I'll bring my laptop with me and Google. ermmsrug

Google= Porn. Hope you got a cover for your laptop screen.

I used to bring in the Bathroom reader's thing with all the little stories in it, but now I just bring in my Ipod.

I don't read on the crapper, thank you very much.

Originally posted by Thorrin
I read my comics, or mangas, or any other nerd reading material.

Except Pokemon, because thats gay.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Google= Porn. Hope you got a cover for your laptop screen.

Nah, I actually go to bored.com and mess around with stupid stuff.

If I'm reading a book at the time, I'll bring that in or else it's Sports Illustrated/Game Informer.

I can't get into novels while on the toilet, for some reason.

I don't poop/pee

Glamour. Anything within range.

Sometimes I play Pokemon in there. I caught a shiny Caterpie in there back in the G/S days.

Sometimes I catch myself reading the shampoo bottles and toothpaste tubes if I forget to bring reading material.

^ Knew I wasn't the only one