Toilet Reading Material

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Originally posted by Impediment
Sometimes I catch myself reading the shampoo bottles and toothpaste tubes if I forget to bring reading material.

I dont read...I just hurry up and get it done so I can get out.

I don't read anything

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
I don't read anything

Quick, someone please make a comment about this sentence.

y would you read in the bathroom??

That went right over your head.

There's always one......ermm

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
y would you read in the bathroom??

😆 😐

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
y would you read in the bathroom??

Relaxes the bowels. 😐

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Relaxes the bowels. 😐

You hit the nail on the head, sir.

Hustler, however, does not relax the bowels. ermm

I look at the wall, I look at the floor, I look at the ant trails, I look at shampoos toothpaste soaps and their catchlines while listening to PSP mp3 love song and sing along with it. (few times) and then turn the bidet (or dog's water fountain) to clean my ass then get up look at the shit i made, before i flush it i say to myself quietly nuclear launched detected then FLUSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS!

psm magazine.

if i don't bring along my Nintendo DS, i usually read Newsweek, tv guide or a videogame mag...

spliff weekly

Archie comics are especially good.

Currently re-reading the Star Wars Vehicles and Vessles Guide.

Opinion pieces in newspaper supplements are always good.

I just finished Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin. R.I.P.

Originally posted by Impediment
Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.

Am I sharing too much with you people?

Same as you. I have a stack of EGM's and PC Gamers that I read.