Toilet Reading Material

Playboy, penthouse magazines...

2 genius pieces of toilet reading material

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Playboy, penthouse magazines...

Classy.

How people have time to read on the toilet is beyond me, I'm much to busy with my rightful duty.

Heh.

Doody.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Playboy, penthouse magazines...

See, I can't do that. I'd get horny and have to snap one off. It'd take me that much more longer to get my business done.

Originally posted by Impediment
Heh.

Doody.

Originally posted by Impediment
Simple enough. What do you read, if anything, while doing your business on the toilet?

I usually read my video game magazines, like EGM and Game Informer. Also, I frequently bring my collections of Calvin and Hobbes, and The Far Side. Currently, I am reading George Carlin's latest gem "When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops?" It's not his best book, in my opinion, but it is still hilarious and brutal.

Sometimes, if it's going to be that kind of day, I bring with me the big daddy: The Houston Chronicle.

Am I sharing too much with you people?

I read anything within reach.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I read anything within reach.

Which is The Real Frank Zappa Book

I usually just play on my phone. N Gage games are awesome.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Ditto.

Which is The Real Frank Zappa Book

srug I've read the toothpaste tube like 10 times.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
srug I've read the toothpaste tube like 10 times.

Originally posted by Ax3l
This is a disgusting topic. ermmeek

Must be why I like talking about it. hmm

nothing, usually.

My laptop...as a matter of fact my sphincter just released the monster.

I don't read anything when I go to the toilet.
But I do bring mah iPod or Notebook with me