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What did you expect of game based movies from hollywood? A master piece?

Originally posted by Phanteros
What did you expect of game based movies from hollywood? A master piece?

No. I really wish they would just stop.

Video games and Christianity get about the same treatment in hollywood.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
No. I really wish they would just stop.

Thank the gods it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll. Or was it?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Thank the gods it wasn't directed by Uwe Boll. Or was it?

If he did, Alice fist-fighting Tyrants would be the least of your worries.

Hehe, true. Man, is that guy still directing?

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
If he did, Alice fist-fighting Tyrants would be the least of your worries.

What can be worse than Alice fist-fighting Tyrants? Zombie Hounds rolling over, Lickers getting licked back, G getting owned in a fist fight, or Rebecca Chambers knocking out Wesker with one punch?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Hehe, true. Man, is that guy still directing?

Yup; he's directing Bloodrayne 3. Hell, I never knew that crappy movie even had a sequel.

He murdered Bloodrayne and postal and he is going to murder farcry next.

Uwe bol is the harbringer of death of videogames, the Galactus of the pixelized world, the being of where awesome comes to die.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
can someone explain to me why people use imagehost to host their images instead of imageshack and photobucket? imagehost ****ing sucks and has the worst spam ive ever seen 😬

I use Photobucket so I have no clue!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Alice hogs the spotlight and makes Jill Valentine and Claire Redfield look like characters you should not give a crap about. She stole Claire's moves from Code Veronica (which is stealing) and uses them in Apocalypse, and the psychic powers is a major overkill.

The entire plot of the movie is terrible and hardly follows the story from the games. The actors chosen to play the roles of some of the characters look wrong. Claire does not look like Sarah Connor, Carlos ain't white (he's a south American), Nikolai is supposed to be an old jackass but is a kind young man, the actress for Jill is alright so no argument there.

The Nemesis is supposed to be one of the biggest bad asses in Resident Evil but acts like an overgrown emo love sick puppy with guns which is an insult. In the games, Nemesis died from a laser cannon and a few gunshot rounds from Jill, not a helicopter.

I don't know what Hollywood is doing but one thing's for sure, they're not doing a very good job at what they're doing.

No one cares about the films, there stupid just as the plots of the games are...what do you expect really?

You can't really make a masterpiece out of Resident evil, I mean I'm a massive fan but the plots of every game and the overall plot lead something to be desired, certainly aren't going to impress the writers guild that's for sure. I don't like Alice at all though I'm with you on that.

Also giving personality to a mindless and bland beast (Nemesis) I'm all for that considering there's nothing good about the character and he is nothing more then a Mr. X clone from RES 2. (Which ironically is a clone of every other Tyrant near enough.)

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
No one cares about the films, there stupid just as the plots of the games are...what do you expect really?

You can't really make a masterpiece out of Resident evil, I mean I'm a massive fan but the plots of every game and the overall plot lead something to be desired, certainly aren't going to impress the writers guild that's for sure. I don't like Alice at all though I'm with you on that.

Also giving personality to a mindless and bland beast (Nemesis) I'm all for that considering there's nothing good about the character and he is nothing more then a Mr. X clone from RES 2. (Which ironically is a clone of every other Tyrant near enough.)

The Resident Evil game's plot does not suck and what did I expect? I was kinda hoping that Hollywood would follow the exact plot from the games but instead they added their own story on Resident Evil which is just gay.

Hey, lets make an Anti-Alice club since we're hating her.

Yeah but giving the Nemesis a lovesick personality? I prefer the hate personality thank you very much and what the heck do you mean a MR.X clone? Nemesis is far different from all the other Tyrants and has a higher fan rate.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
The Resident Evil game's plot does not suck and what did I expect? I was kinda hoping that Hollywood would follow the exact plot from the games but instead they added their own story on Resident Evil which is just gay.

Hey, lets make an Anti-Alice club since we're hating her.

Yeah but giving the Nemesis a lovesick personality? I prefer the hate personality thank you very much and what the heck do you mean a MR.X clone? Nemesis is far different from all the other Tyrants and has a higher fan rate.

No, he's a Tyrant a mindless beast that attacks things, just like every other tyrant, also considering 3 is just a hash product (it was designed for nothing more then to bridge the gap before Code veronica's release) it's a very lacking game, especially considering how "big" the previous games were 3 had less content then those (only one scenario and mostly just retreads of areas from Resident evil 2.)

The plots are bad, very bad, they add to the charm of the series no doubt but in general the whole plot-line of Resident evil leaves a lot to be desired.

I'm done arguing about Resident Evil for now.

Is the game Obscure Aftermath any good?

oh my god work really whooped my ass today.

any of you guys ever get to that point where hearing someone talk is enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out?

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh my god work really whooped my ass today.

any of you guys ever get to that point where hearing someone talk is enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out?

Every single day I step into my job and have to listen to my manager or his wife telling me something I already know, and keep repeating it over and over again as if I didn't hear two second ago.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Yup; he's directing Bloodrayne 3. Hell, I never knew that crappy movie even had a sequel.

Never even knew BloodRayne had a movie...wait, nevermind, it was that craptastic one with Kristanna Loeken...well, she's one good thing about the movie I guess. She's hot.

Originally posted by Kento
Every single day I step into my job and have to listen to my manager or his wife telling me something I already know, and keep repeating it over and over again as if I didn't hear two second ago.

i am sorry. =(

YouTube video

made my day though 😂

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
No, he's a Tyrant a mindless beast that attacks things, just like every other tyrant

Mindless beast or not though, I still found him way cooler than any of the other Tyrants personally. >.>

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
oh my god work really whooped my ass today.

any of you guys ever get to that point where hearing someone talk is enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out?


Ugh, yeah. And I think I'm probably going to be feeling that way today as well with what little sleep I got. 😂

i saw the matrix for the first time yesterday.

it was a really good movie. shock

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
i saw the matrix for the first time yesterday.

it was a really good movie. shock

You can't be serious.

Then again, I shouldn't be talking. I haven't even seen a James Bond movie or Godfather.