Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Drat. I must away for the moment. I will continue with the settling of our quarrel at a later date.

I once swallowed some broken glass. Does that count? 😛

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6228-Yahtzees-Prototype-vs-InFamous-Challenge

😐 I lol'd. Hard.

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I ****ing love this game.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Who can post the happiest looking animal! Rulez: it has to be real animal, not animated or completly digital, but it can be a modified pic such as:

let the game begin!

Originally posted by XanatosForever
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I ****ing love this game.

I want this to come in the PSN real bad. I never played it 🙁

http://www.bradleysalmanac.com/simstorture.htm

This is one of the best things ever.

Originally posted by Peach
http://www.bradleysalmanac.com/simstorture.htm

This is one of the best things ever.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3

I almost passed out laughing at this one the first time I read it.

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LMAO

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3

I almost passed out laughing at this one the first time I read it.

Oh god yes I love that so much.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3

I almost passed out laughing at this one the first time I read it.

i literally fell out of my chair laughing while reading this and my friend freaked out 😂

thats the funniest shit ive read in like the last six months

I'm a horrible person. I bought some /very/ strong magnets today, that resemble the small batteries for a watch, but.. smaller. And my only thought is: "I wish my friend still had braces..."

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm a horrible person. I bought some /very/ strong magnets today, that resemble the small batteries for a watch, but.. smaller. And my only thought is: "I wish my friend still had braces..."

That would be quite lulzy.

Dude, these magnets are less than a quarter inch in diameter, and they'll lift a hammer. He'd be sooo mad at me.

So I need to design an atypical (avoiding the cliches) Valentine's card for one of my classes.

I have no idea what I should do.

Put a stomach on it instead of a heart.

Draw one of those terribad candy hearts that says "Doggy-style" on it.

I made this post on another forum.

Originally posted by MooCow of Justice
I believe that homosexuality is the result of several things:

1) A decrease of bullying in schools.

2) An increased obsession with femininity in society.

3) The universe naturally pursuing a balance in all things.

4) Peer pressure.

5) New fashion trends.

A decrease in bullying results in less things like wedgies, meaning you have no bad experiences with things going into your ass. Not to mention it means less children have to man up and face their problems. A genuine part of being masculine is having the mindset that you are tough. Facing your fears and problems adds to this.

I actually don't remember my point on this one, but to say that society isn't obsessed with women is a pretty big denial.

Look at trends. A balance can be found in everything. Since we are defying death for longer and longer every year, an increase in gay couples helps to keep the population in check.

I don't remember my point for this one either, somebody should have made me type this up yesterday.

This is also a big cause for rape. Every teenage girl in America walks around in short skirts, tight jeans, tight shirts and all kinds of tops that show cleavage, skin, and everything that can possibly draw blood from the brain to the penis. Dangle a sausage in front of a starving dog for long enough and he'd try to smash through just about anything to get to it. But that's the rape part.

I also just remembered the second point, that society is too obsessed with women. It's intimidating for men. And there's all those stereotypes of women treating gay men like one of their girlfriends. That one and this one are kinda the same deal. Fashion trends help make women more intimidating.

facepalm