Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by fascistcrusader3,949 pages

Are you speaking of the Mormi and their beliefs in different tiers of heaven for different levels of faith?

Is that the one where the more spiritually strong you are (how much you love God) the closer you are to him? it goes God (emphyeon?) --->arch angels/seraphs---->normal angels--->then degrees of people depending on how lovely youve been.

No, those crazy Mormi think that if you are a decent person but non Mormon or just a lukewarm Mormon you go to the third heaven, which is where the Holy Spirit lives, if you're better than this you go to the better second heaven, where Jesus lives, and the best Mormi go to the first heaven where God lives.

The best of the best Mormi men are allowed to become gods from there, ruling over their own planet and creating spirit babies all day long with their spirit wives. They also think that our current God used to be a man on a different planet, and that there are trillions of other gods like that out there, they just have nothing to do with us.

lulz, sounds like something you find in a video game or comic.

Hope I'm not disturbing on the FASCINATING religious discussion. But this is the first 5th Gen Pokemon to be announced. It's also the main pokemon of the 13th Pokemon movie.

It's name is Zoroark and is a pure dark type with two stage evolution. It's the first Pokemon to be described as evil.

http://serebii.net/index2.shtml

Yeah, the Mormon religion is just as crazy as Scientology but it's somehow more socially acceptable.

Speaking of religion, I had a couple religious nuts knocking at my door and wanted to talk about the lord with me. This is what I hate, people forcing their religion on other people. I had it and told them that if I wanted to learn more about the Lord, I'd be grabbing the Bible off my book shelf. I only got irritated because this happened more than once to me. It's like I'm on the most wanted list from the nearest church.

I'm not an atheist and I do believe in God, but I'm not into that stuff like all the other people who gone crazy for it.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Hope I'm not disturbing on the FASCINATING religious discussion. But this is the first 5th Gen Pokemon to be announced. It's also the main pokemon of the 13th Pokemon movie.

It's name is Zoroark and is a pure dark type with two stage evolution. It's the first Pokemon to be described as evil.

http://serebii.net/index2.shtml

I'd rather discuss religion until I get an aneurysm than have anything to do with Pokemon, but thanks anyway.

Pokemon is fun. You just suck.

Pokémon is awesome!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Speaking of religion, I had a couple religious nuts knocking at my door and wanted to talk about the lord with me. .

Another good example for my earlier point.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Pokemon is fun. You just suck.

I suppose the Pokemon games on the GameBoy were pretty fun as long as you didn't think about it too much.

I'm sorry but Pokemon sucks.

Pokemon does not suck. Think about it:

You're a kid, given power over a bunch of monsters capable of breaking the planet, and just casually trusted with this. Then you make these creatures basicly pit fight each other for your own amusement, to make money, and .. To beat down the villains who do the same thing.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Pokemon does not suck. Think about it:

You're a kid, given power over a bunch of monsters capable of breaking the planet, and just casually trusted with this. Then you make these creatures basicly pit fight each other for your own amusement, to make money, and .. To beat down the villains who do the same thing.

The anime vibes ruin everything... utterly.

Nobody made you watch the anime. Read the Manga, it has an Arbok that got sliced up and almost killed. Much less kid friendly.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I want to be the very best!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Nobody made you watch the anime. Read the Manga, it has an Arbok that got sliced up and almost killed. Much less kid friendly.

Manga? That's like saying "don't wanna eat shit? Drink diarrhea."

Team Rocket is retarded and sadly so are Ash and the gang. How the **** do they not know it's Jesse and James in disguise? Their voices, goofy hair styles, and faces stick out for god sakes.

I wish Team Rocket would just die already! They keep harassing children which makes them look pathetic, their motto is in each and every episode and it's so goddang annoying! Is the Pikachu they're after even that powerful like say a legendary Pokemon? No, so why do they keep doing it? They would easily capture Pokemon if they would just stop doing it near Ash and friends and were very far away.

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