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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes, I can say I've felt something more painful than accidentally kicking a girder and bleeding.

like what?

I have to deconstruct a text for my literary interpretation class, so I'm going to pick a Zelda TV commercial.

-Magnesium burns which melted my ear.
-broken both my ankles, rib, both wrists, all my fingers, most of my toes.
-Had a nail go through my foot while helping carry hundreds of pounds of weight, and several other on-site mishaps associated with demolition.
-Stabbed in the leg.
-Punched in the mouth and had my teeth dig into my cheek so badly I could have fit a toonie (Canadian two dollar coin) in the wound.
-having most of my body on fire due to a gasoline mishap.
-The 12 foot drop into a foot of water with big freaking rocks all over the place which followed the above incident, which I still have scars from.
-Having a certain part of my body bitten. This left a scar.
-Drilling through my fingernail to aleviate pressure from a blood blister after dropping a padio slab on it.

Off the top of my head.

...ow?

This is where I remind you all that I'm manly because not one of those examples made me cry. uhuh

Ironicly, I did cry during the Mad Love episode of the old Batman animated series.

uh huh... so I've never been a patient in a hospital aside from when I was born, that makes me invincible... or just less white than Screampaste.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This is where I remind you all that I'm manly because not one of those examples made me cry. uhuh

Ironicly, I did cry during the Mad Love episode of the old Batman animated series.

Tingle only crys for clowns 😖hifty:

I've only rarely gone to a hospital, sir. You know that, hate doctors. haermm

Edit: FUX J00, MG. D:

I remember when I rammed into a van by accident while riding my bike. I regained conscious only to see myself almost covered in blood and for some weird reason, I had ants all over me (thank god they weren't fire ants) and both my feet got caught in the wheels and I couldn't pry them out of their till three hours later. They were stuck in there good.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I remember when I rammed into a van by accident while riding my bike. I regained conscious only to see myself almost covered in blood and for some weird reason, I had ants all over me (thank god they weren't fire ants) and both my feet got caught in the wheels and I couldn't pry them out of their till three hours later. They were stuck in there good.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
either bullshit, or you have the weakest legs in the world. 😐 Bike spokes aren't exactly hard to bend.

Hey, the wheels were bent up and I couldn't get my legs out. I tried on my own but I felt pain in the process. Fyi, this happened while I was five.

Huh. I have never been seriously injured, aside from the afforementioned burns, but that was just one arm. I like to think I'm rather careful.

I remember something else now. I once slammed the door on my middle finger with full force. The blood was spraying out like a damn fountain. I didn't cry (surprisingly) but I did hop around like a crazed grasshopper and shouted "ow ow ow" for an hour.

You like to exaggerate, eh? I had a sliding van door slammed on my finger once. Blood doesn't "spray", though it does leave your finger in a hurry, and yeah, it hurts, bad. But an hour later I was busy concentrating on Smash bros Melee. (Highschool days.)

I played a ton of the original Mario Party.

BEAT THAT

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You like to exaggerate, eh? I had a sliding van door slammed on my finger once. Blood doesn't "spray", though it does leave your finger in a hurry, and yeah, it hurts, bad. But an hour later I was busy concentrating on Smash bros Melee. (Highschool days.)

The slamming door into my finger incident happened during middle school days. After that hour, I tried ignoring the pain and went to go play Resident Evil 4 (on PS2).

Originally posted by The Scenario
I played a ton of the original Mario Party.

[B]BEAT THAT [/B]

I had my hand slammed in the door of an old Astro Van when I was five. I still have a bit of a scar from that. Well, I think it's a scar, not really sure. If it is it's pretty small for a scar.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dogs are better than cats. I prefer biting over scratching. I've experienced both and dog bites are less painful and when they do attack, they give you a fair warning. But cats, they attack you when you least expect it. I once picked up a cat and it looked harmless and next thing I knew, it hissed and gave me a scratch to the face. For a week, people nicknamed me "scarface".

Get bitten by a dog with rabies, get treated, and then come back and talk to us about dog bites 😐.

BTW, cats are way better than dogs uhuh

EDIT: The rabies thing may have been a little too harsh >__>. I apologize.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I played a ton of the original Mario Party.

[B]BEAT THAT [/B]

Played the Water Temple when I was 5

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