Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Lol, this guy actually recorded the game when he first played it. He didn't see this coming.

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Silent Hill 4 sure has some scary surprises.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You sir, win. That game gave my blisters on my thumb back in the day, legit.
On a semi-related note I masturbate so much my right hand is covered in callouses.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

In no way are cats better than dogs.

Austrian special forces use paratrooper dogs. They drop 10,000+ feet to bite your face off. **** Cats.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by NemeBro
On a semi-related note I masturbate so much my right hand is covered in callouses.
I'm a lefty, mostly, but I have equal callousing on both hands.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
In no way are cats better than dogs.

Austrian special forces use paratrooper dogs. They drop 10,000+ feet to bite your face off. **** Cats.

You forgot to mention how dogs also break your shit and try to rape your younger sister.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

My dog has never broken anything and I lack a sister.

My grandmother has had three separate cats, all of them were dicks.

NemeBro Senior Member

Ever consider maybe it was your grandmother who was the dick?

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by NemeBro
You forgot to mention how dogs also break your shit and try to rape your younger sister.

Poor NemeBro, he got the perverted Marley.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

She wasn't a dick.

Maybe you just have a retarded dog.

NemeBro Senior Member

I don't own a dog.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Originally posted by The Scenario
I played a ton of the original Mario Party.

[B]BEAT THAT [/B]


Played some of it, but thought it was overrated. Then before I knew it, I was like "Oh look, another Mario Party's coming out. And another! And another! And another! And another!!".

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Dogs aren't retarded, cats are.

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I rest my case.

Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dogs aren't retarded, cats are.

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I rest my case.

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Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
In no way are cats better than dogs.

Austrian special forces use paratrooper dogs. They drop 10,000+ feet to bite your face off. **** Cats.

Cats are far better hunters 😐

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dogs aren't retarded, cats are.

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I rest my case.

Never was a good case to begin with.

I've also seen a large number where dogs get owned.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix

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Dogs are more badass.

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Fun fact: puppies are cuter than kittens. Dogs win.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Puppies are NOT cuter than kittens, ever.

CosmicComet Senior Member

Cats being better hunters is due to their physiological build. They are animals with a lot of explosive fast twitch muscle fibers and their forelimbs have similar dexterity to ours as they aren't 'locked in place' like a dog's forelimbs are.

Has nothing to do with intelligence. Generally, pack animals are rated more intelligently, which dogs are.

I recall last year there was a spatial reasoning test in which dogs outperformed cats. It's not the first time dogs have outperformed cats in tests like this. (--Granted, cats do work things out differently.)

Honestly though, the cat intelligence over dogs myth is quiet baffling. How exactly did it start and what is it based on? You can't train a cat near as much as you can a dog, and they don't show near as much attachment as dogs do.

Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Puppies are NOT cuter than kittens, ever.

Bullcrap. Puppies are way cuter than kittens.

NemeBro Senior Member

Puppies are cute, and that is what I think, that puppy is pretty cute.

Kittens are so cute I am left questioning my sexuality afterwards. Do want or don't want?

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

YouTube video BEHOLD. So cute it can cure AIDS. 😐