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Nah, Ingo's too stupid, and works too hard. I'd probably be... Dark Link. 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Nah, Ingo's too stupid, and works too hard. I'd probably be... Dark Link. 131

Sucking up to G-dorf = stupid?

I'd be Young Link. No one is allowed to be AHoT.

I would be Ganon, obviosly. 131

So, I was just sent down a strange sidestreet, somewhere near memory lane, and I realised something. I have chosen to share this something, strictly for the lulz.

The only reason I graduated highschool, which as I mentioned earlier wasn't until I was twenty, was because I had a crush on a member of the staff (close to my age..Lulz) at school. The only way to persue her was to not be a student. haermm Godamn, man, I'm pathetic.

I had three months left in the year, I was behind 18 credits. I made a bet with the staff, that if I got all eighteen in those three months, they owed me a drink at the bar of my choosing. They accepted, though this member on whom I had a crush admitted to being on the fence.

I got all eighteen, and finished highschool in those three months, the girl I had the crush on turned down the trip to the bar, because it was unethical, and I never did get those drinks from the other members of the staff. Now I'm quitting drinking.

Hah.

Too late to edit, but add in that I actually graduated valedictorian, and had to give a speech, and the lulz increase greatly.

Stupid people will do incredible things for stupid reasons.

that is pretty pathetic and worthy of our contempt and loathing.

still <3 you though! 😄

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
that is pretty pathetic and worthy of our contempt and loathing.

still <3 you though! 😄

As long as you lol'd at the patheticness, then it's all good.

My dog stopped some kids from getting into my unlocked van in the middle of the night.

Dogs > Cats

No dog would realistically stop someone who wanted to get into your shit.

I has wrassled with the best of dogs, I would annihilate your dog. estahuh

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Cats being better hunters is due to their physiological build. They are animals with a lot of explosive fast twitch muscle fibers and their forelimbs have similar dexterity to ours as they aren't 'locked in place' like a dog's forelimbs are.

Has nothing to do with intelligence. Generally, pack animals are rated more intelligently, which dogs are.

I recall last year there was a spatial reasoning test in which dogs outperformed cats. It's not the first time dogs have outperformed cats in tests like this. (--Granted, cats do work things out differently.)

Honestly though, the cat intelligence over dogs myth is quiet baffling. How exactly did it start and what is it based on? You can't train a cat near as much as you can a dog, and they don't show near as much attachment as dogs do.

Who said it had anything to do with intelligence? Cats naturally are far better at hunting, which completely negates MCJ's foolish statement.

Oh and BTW, there are cats that hunt in 'packs'...Lions.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
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Dogs are more badass.

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Fun fact: puppies are cuter than kittens. Dogs win.

I could bring tigers and other big cats into this notion where dogs are considered more badass.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
My dog stopped some kids from getting into my unlocked van in the middle of the night.

Dogs > Cats

Cats would scratch your eyes out. One more blind pedo in this world.

Cats > Dogs.

I remember that Screampaste, much lulz were then given. Also the hat... I believe I remember you mentioning wearing the hat during your speech...

''I could bring tigers and other big cats into this notion where dogs are considered more badass.''

Ligers, nothing more needed.

For the record, dogs actually are more intelligent than cats. That much is true.

Peach and I were just at a pet store. Cats are far superior.

Also, we're playing Pokemon together now. Geekcouple, yes.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Peach and I were just at a pet store. Cats are far superior.

Also, we're playing Pokemon together now. Geekcouple, yes.

I keep a large dog, they help when you live in the ghetto 😎

If you wanna trade pokeymanz let me know, I have a few.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
dogs are way better

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Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Find a dog who is better in fiction.

Krypto, Ace, Snoopy, Droopy, Scooby-Doo, Underdog, Baron, Rush, Old Yeller, Beethoven, Lassie, Akamaru, and Milo.

Of course, any dog will do as dogs are naturally better than cats.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Krypto, Ace, Snoopy, Droopy, Scooby-Doo, Underdog, Baron, Rush, Old Yeller, Beethoven, Lassie, Akamaru, and Milo.

Of course, any dog will do as dogs are naturally better than cats.

Krypto would die if Dex-Starr spat on him. All of them would.

And that makes him better because...

Because they'll be a dead memory and he's the perfect assassin, lure you in with his cuteness like he did to the Yellow Lantern and then open his mouth.