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Godamnit boy, you're full of crap.

Probably true.

You shouldn't have tried to taze the bro.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Godamnit boy, you're full of crap.

I just needed to release some stress. I don't care if you believe me or not.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
You shouldn't have tried to taze the bro.

I was just joking around, How was I to know that he would jump on a chair and get his elbow wounded?

You said he jumped like Mario, Mario doesn't **** up. uhuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mario doesn't **** up. uhuh

And yet he never saves the Princess at the beginning of each of his games, only at the end which takes a long while. That's saying he ****** up and has to pay the price by going through a long journey to save her.

YouTube video

Incase you actually are under some amount of stress, give this a listen. If 1:30-1:50 doesn't vent you some, nothing will. I think it might just be my favourite sound in the world.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
And yet he never saves the Princess at the beginning of each of his games, only at the end which takes a long while. That's saying he ****** up and has to pay the price by going through a long journey to save her.

Mario continues to save Princess Peach when he only ever gets a kiss on the nose in return, is kidnapped every three days, and evidence points to her screwing Bowser.

He most certainly fails.

It's all about Luigi son.

Luigi isn't half the man Mario is, despite being taller.

When Mario is in trouble, who is it that comes to the rescue?

Like in Luigi's Mansion or Mario is Miss... Yeah so like in Luigi's Mansion. 😐

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Luigi isn't half the man Mario is, despite being taller.

I think you have Luigi mixed up with someone else.

What does Luigi look like?

Wut.

Was that a serious question?

it's supposed to play into the whole Pulp Fiction scene...

Who comes to the rescue when Luigi is in trouble?

Originally posted by The Scenario

The natural order has been messed with. Not funny, Nintendo.

You know, if Peach really is a princess of a kingdom, she would dispatch knights to go save Mario but instead, she goes on her own. FAIL!

What the hell are you talking about, NemeSis? Clearly Peach is not as much the traditional damsel in distress her many kidnappings by Bowser leads to you believe. She's not afraid to get down and dirty to get shit done, and I dunno about you, but that's something I can heartily appreciate in a future queen.

Hey NemeSis, your sexism is showing. 😛

Too bad she's no queen Elizabeth

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Hey NemeSis, your sexism is showing. 😛

How the heck am I being sexist?