Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Football is a much more manly sport.

Lol no.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Lol.

Hockey is a sport in which you must attempt to take a puck from a bunch of muscular, crazy gaiz with skates that can cut you to shit and sticks that can slash you to shit, and you will often piss these gaiz off, who will then beat the shit out of you.

Oh, and getting a puck to any part of the body >

In football, you must get the ball away from guys who look like they're on roids and they have the strength to break your limbs. When you get tackled, you fall and eat dirt or if you're playing on concrete, some of you're skin will get scraped off which is very painful.

If the puck isn't breaking a body part, it isn't. The puck is like any other projectile in a sport, it makes you want to wear a cup.

Lol dumb shit. The hockey gaiz are pretty much equal with the football gaiz.

LOL WAT? Ice > Dirt. If you get your face scrapped on ice, kiss your face goodbye.

Hai. Guess what. A respectable slapshot is between 80 to 100 mph. How would that feel if you got that in any part of the body? Also, I never specified the groin, any part of the body will hurt.

Hockey destroys football. And is far more fun to watch and play, too. I love hockey. I suck at skating so I only really have played floor hockey. Which is still fun and I get far too violent with.

Oh, and I may have broken a finger playing football, but getting hit with a hocky puck is far more painful. Not to mention the fact that playing the sport guarantees permanently bruised legs.

Floor hockey is alright. Ice hockey is evil.

If I could stay on skates for longer than 30 seconds without falling over, I would definitely play ice hockey.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Floor hockey is alright. Ice hockey is evil.

Evil to play when you're in the NHL. Totally awesome to watch and play for fun tho'

That said, Canadians make the sport even moar manly biscuits

Needs moar Soccer.

The best thing about hockey right now?

The Blackhawks are in the finals.

****. YES.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Needs moar Soccer.

YouTube video

I don't watch the Simpsons. Futurama is better.

A really good way to find out how much you care about soccer is to be in Europe during the World Cup.

As I found out during my month in England in 2006, I really, really dislike soccer.

ermm

I just can't watch any kind of sports. I lack the attention span.

But I do love soccer. Lotta good memories in it.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I just can't watch any kind of sports. I lack the attention span.

But I do love soccer. Lotta good memories in it.

It's called Football dammit...you use your bloody foot most of the time.

~ Yeah, Soccer/Football's TEH BEST TEH BEST.

I do agree that American Soccer should be called Football. I never understood why American Football was called Football when only three people are allowed to use their feet to hit the ball.

Originally posted by Peach
A really good way to find out how much you care about soccer is to be in Europe during the World Cup.

As I found out during my month in England in 2006, I really, really dislike soccer.

ermm

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I do agree that American Soccer should be called Football. I never understood why American Football was called Football when only three people are allowed to use their feet to hit the ball.

Originally posted by Peach
The best thing about hockey right now?

The Blackhawks are in the finals.

****. YES.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Surely it can't be that bad.

Ugh it is.

Originally posted by chomperx9
people still watch that 🙁

Yes.

I'm a Chicagoan.

It's all anyone talks about right now w00t

I loved playing soccer when I was younger but watching it is another story.