Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by ArtificialGlory3,949 pages
Originally posted by Q'Anilia

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That Force Hadouken wasn't too shabby.

Celt vs Persian Immortal on now!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Speaking of God, I hear this bullcrap about Moses not actually getting the commendments from God but from space aliens. The History channel should be put to rest because if its actually influencing people to believe in such nonsense, we might be in trouble here.

I stopped reading after you called the 'Commandments' the 'commendments'.

As for space aliens...facepalm2

****kkk...The Celts will be using a ****ing slingshot for their long range weapon while the Persians get their bow. Slingshots in past shows were always full of fail.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
****kkk...The Celts will be using a ****ing slingshot for their long range weapon while the Persians get their bow. Slingshots in past shows were always full of fail.

Slingshots are badass.
Slings are even more badass.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I stopped reading after you called the 'Commandments' the 'commendments'.

As for space aliens...facepalm2


How could you have saw the space aliens part if you stopped reading before that? ๐Ÿ˜›

But yeah... I don't think I even have to comment on that post. It basically speaks for itself.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
****[B]kkk...The Celts will be using a ****ing slingshot for their long range weapon while the Persians get their bow. Slingshots in past shows were always full of fail. [/B]

The three k's in your post makes me wonder.

****. Persian Immortal won.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
****. Persian Immortal won.

I hate that show, it's the worst, most inaccurate bullshit. ever.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
****. Persian Immortal won.

Deadliest Warrior = KMC

My picks have been winning mostly this season. Oh well.

You win some. You lose some.

Still sucks how the actual greatest ancient warrior, the knight, got screwed over by the match making. facing an 18th century pirate with gunpowder.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
How could you have saw the space aliens part if you stopped reading before that? ๐Ÿ˜›

But yeah... I don't think I even have to comment on that post. It basically speaks for itself.

Bahh. You got me. Well said. ๐Ÿ‘†

~ I only read up until the space aliens part though.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
My picks have been winning mostly this season. Oh well.

You win some. You lose some.

Still sucks how the actual greatest ancient warrior, the knight, got screwed over by the match making. facing an 18th century pirate with gunpowder.

it was dumb, the flintlock pistol was very inaccurate and enjoy reloading that thing, I hope you can do it while you're being run through with a spear. I don't think the bullet would even pierce plate armor anyway. dumb show is dumb.

The flintlock pistol's ammo didn't go through at all, but that primitive shotgun did.

I hope they have viewer's choice episodes or something. It's bullshitty how they were oblivious to the most obvious and most asked for fight; knight vs samurai.

knight dominates that match up too, but they'd have him lose cause samurai's are obviously the coolest evar

Edit: cause knights never had chain mail underneath, and the shotgun thing would be fired at a distance where it would lose power of distance very rapidly.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
My picks have been winning mostly this season. Oh well.

You win some. You lose some.

Still sucks how the actual greatest ancient warrior, the knight, got screwed over by the match making. facing an 18th century pirate with gunpowder.

Templar Knight, to be specific.

Templar would wreck a pirate in combat.

Unless he were Captain Jack Sparrow.

Samurai always wins because Katanas are just plain better than any other weapon.

I just typed that with a straight face.

Originally posted by Cyner
knight dominates that match up too, but they'd have him lose cause samurai's are obviously the coolest evar

Nah. I was sure they would have given it to the samurai last season. But then the Samurai got destroyed by the Spartan opening up Season 2.

So I'm 100% confident the Knight would win if they did it now.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Samurai always wins because Katanas are just plain better than any other weapon.

I just typed that with a straight face.

Claymores/Zweihanders >

Originally posted by The Scenario
Samurai always wins because Katanas are just plain better than any other weapon.

I just typed that with a straight face.

LOL, I could never even attempt to do it with a straight face. Scenario has feats

Edit: a medieval long sword still > katana, but yeah it was sarcasm, lrn2internet FA.