Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
We must make one. Or rather, change the words to an existing one.

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A religious song that goes with that tune hmm

Holy, Holy, Holy! Falcon Almighty!
Early in the morning our moves we'll show to thee!

Something like that. Or this:

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i hate all you guys.... stupid

Time to make some real enemies. *sigh*

"Falcon > RAAAGE!" 😐

Good news, everyone! Your favourite troll has his own computer back.

just when i was getting use to the feelling... thumbdown

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Good news, everyone! Your favourite troll has his own computer back.

I'm my own favorite troll. 😉
Shin, join the Church of Falcon.

Captain Falcon is no match for the servants of Tarako

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Good news, everyone! Your favourite troll has his own computer back.

herb

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Holy, Holy, Holy! Falcon Almighty!
Early in the morning our moves we'll show to thee!

Something like that. Or this:

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This falcon punch of mine?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Captain Falcon is no match for the servants of Tarako

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The Captain doesn't recognize you. You shall be bound hand and foot and cast into the Falcon Fire.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
herb

This falcon punch of mine?

I'm gonna let it shine?

Seems simple enough, the kid worshippers would enjoy it.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Seems simple enough, the kid worshippers would enjoy it.

I lol'd at the thought of kid worshippers.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
The Captain doesn't recognize you. You shall be bound hand and foot and cast into the Falcon Fire.

I will gladly perish, so I can dwell at Tarako's side, as he sits upon his dark throne of blood, bone, and noodles, waiting for his time to come, when he shall forever enslave our plane of reality.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
I will gladly perish, so I can dwell at Tarako's side, as he sits upon his dark throne of blood, bone, and noodles, waiting for his time to come, when he shall forever enslave our plane of reality.

There will be no "dwelling" only weeping and gnashing of teeth, where the worm dieth not.

I'm listening to the Pokerap right now, on own time.

Lame or not? mmm

Listen to the beautiful songs of the great Captain Falcon, tis not too late to save your soul.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Listen to the beautiful songs of the great Captain Falcon, tis not too late to save your soul.

YEHS! 👆

For truly the cries of a billion children will echo across the planet, as Tarako steps through the black, maddening maw that leads to his lair. On the moment of his arrival, the undesirables shall perish in a way befitting them, while the chosen ones shall be part of a new, golden age.

The "gold" in the golden age is nothing more than the eradicating fires of the Falcon Punch.