Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Silly man.

Tarako is far above such concepts of "Justice". Tarako's laugh will cause existence itself to tremble, and he will utterly destroy the heathen god that is Falcon. Tarako will then turn his putrid remains into noodles and sauce, then devour them.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Your false god will fall under the might of the Emperor.

Ok, unbelievers. I want you to show me your moves when you're dancing in Falcon HELL! (actually a crater left by a Falcon Punch)

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Thou hast brought the wrath of Falcon upon thy life and those surrounding. May the Falcon flames devour thy soul.

BUTifyoupayshippingandhandlingfeesonthesegreatoffersFalconwillbegracefulenoughtopersonallycometoyourhomeandprovideapersonaldeathsentenceandforanextrafivedollarsyoucangetapictureofyourdeathinFalcon-HD. ($4.95 for all shipping and handling fees)

$14.95 Falcon knee
$19.95 Falcon kick
$49.95 FALCON PAWNCH
$99.99 Death by "YEHS!"

All proceeds go to a greater cause.

I lol'd. 🙂

But I twas not yelling, only taking the speaking manner of the fast-talking-wtf-did-he-say shamwow guy.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Your false god will fall under the might of the Emperor.

The carrion god cant do anything and hasnt done anything for years. You might as well just bow to chaos now.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
But I twas not yelling, only taking the speaking manner of the fast-talking-wtf-did-he-say shamwow guy.

Vince is a shameless Billy Mays ripoff.

All Infomercials are Billy Mays' territory.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Ok, unbelievers. I want you to show me your moves when you're dancing in Falcon HELL! (actually a crater left by a Falcon Punch)

I lol'd. 🙂

Originally posted by mechagoomba
The carrion god cant do anything and hasnt done anything for years. You might as well just bow to chaos now.

Originally posted by Phanteros
You punch is meaningless to me.

Of course it is. You don't exist after one of those.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Vince is a shameless Billy Mays ripoff.

All Infomercials are Billy Mays' territory.

But he has ShamWow in his hands

Originally posted by LLLLLink

Originally posted by SpadeKing
But he has ShamWow in his hands

Oxi-Clean > ShamWow.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Thou hast brought the wrath of Falcon upon thy life and those surrounding. May the Falcon flames devour thy soul.

BUTifyoupayshippingandhandlingfeesonthesegreatoffersFalconwillbegracefulenoughtopersonallycometoyourhomeandprovideapersonaldeathsentenceandforanextrafivedollarsyoucangetapictureofyourdeathinFalcon-HD. ($4.95 for all shipping and handling fees)

$14.95 Falcon knee
$19.95 Falcon kick
$49.95 FALCON PAWNCH
$99.99 Death by "YEHS!"

All proceeds go to a greater cause.

First you dare to assert the superiority of a false god upon one of such grand cosmic stature as I, and then you even dare to infringe upon the territory of Infomercial God Billy Mays!?

Locusts will strip your fields barren, blood will rain from the Heavens, the false gods shall be cast out and banished to the Void, YOUR END HAS COME!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Of course it is. You don't exist after one of those.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Its meaningless because your god is can do anything.

Yeah, I know. 🙄

Opps typo.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Opps typo.

Lol, it's too late!

Your god is can't do anything?

I've missed playing Metal Slug 7.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Oxi-Clean > ShamWow.

How would Vince's nuts compare in that?

Originally posted by NemeBro
The insolence of a mortal whelp, on the ignorant blitherings of a fool!

First you dare to assert the superiority of a false god upon one of such grand cosmic stature as I, and then you even dare to infringe upon the territory of Infomercial God Billy Mays!?

Locusts will strip your fields barren, blood will rain from the Heavens, the false gods shall be cast out and banished to the Void, YOUR END HAS COME!

There art none power as grand as that of Falcon.

The showful moves of Mays were blessed by that of the Almighty Falcon.