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FinalAnswer Flower

Thou cannot harm Tarako, only amuse.

NemeBro Senior Member

You guys are lame.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Time to make some real enemies. *sigh*

"Falcon > RAAAGE!" 😐


You don't have to say anything like that to make real enemies, seeing as how you're the devil and all.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm listening to the Pokerap right now, on own time.

Lame or not? mmm


Meh. I guess it's okay to listen to from time to time, but I liek pokeymanz stuff like dis.

YouTube video

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by NemeBro
You guys are lame.

So are your elbows.

SpadeKing Senior Member
Originally posted by NemeBro
You guys are lame.

Hold thou'st tongue! Captain Falcon does not heed well such insults to his children.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Thou cannot harm Tarako, only amuse.

Well, he can be amused while he writhes in unending flame and torment for eternity.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Hold thou'st tongue! Captain Falcon does not heed well such insults to his children.
Your false god poses no threat to the genuine article you miniscule speck of matter.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by LLLLLink
Well, he can be amused while he writhes in unending flame and torment for eternity.

Tarako would laugh at such fire, then use it to cook his noodles.

NemeBro Senior Member

FA in your laem Tarot quiz does your punk self remember what I got?

SpadeKing Senior Member
Originally posted by NemeBro
Your false god poses no threat to the genuine article you miniscule speck of matter.

Art thou truly calling the great Captain Falcon a false? His greatness sense of humor will allow such bad jokes to pass... once estahuh

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Tarako would laugh at such fire, then use it to cook his noodles.

He can keep laughing till his dong melts off for all the Falcon One cares.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Art thou truly calling the great Captain Falcon a false? His greatness sense of humor will allow such bad jokes to pass... once estahuh
Your meager mortal god is no more divine than his whore mother who spewed him from his insipid womb.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

And what would say meets that criteria?

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by LLLLLink
He can keep laughing till his dong melts off for all the Falcon One cares.

You assume he would have a physical body? He does not need a physical body; Tarako is far beyond your comprehension.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by LLLLLink
And what would say meets that criteria?
A God is not born, they simple are. A God is not some patient observer, whom is content with watching and guiding such low beings as mortals with a benevolent hand, Gods are neutral, simply existing, reality bends to their whim simply due to their existence.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage
Originally posted by FinalAnswer
You assume he would have a physical body? He does not need a physical body; Tarako is far beyond your comprehension.

He will assume whatever form Falcon desires. The Fires of Falcon and the Lightning of Justice shall consume him and his will.

SpadeKing Senior Member
Originally posted by NemeBro
Your meager mortal god is no more divine than his whore mother who spewed him from his insipid womb.

Thou hast brought the wrath of Falcon upon thy life and those surrounding. May the Falcon flames devour thy soul.

BUTifyoupayshippingandhandlingfeesonthesegreatoffersFalconwillbegracefulenoughtopersonallycometoyourhomeandprovideapersonaldeathsentenceandforanextrafivedollarsyoucangetapictureofyourdeathinFalcon-HD. ($4.95 for all shipping and handling fees)

$14.95 Falcon knee
$19.95 Falcon kick
$49.95 FALCON PAWNCH
$99.99 Death by "YEHS!"

All proceeds go to a greater cause.

FinalAnswer Flower
Originally posted by LLLLLink
He will assume whatever form Falcon desires. The Fires of Falcon and the Lightning of Justice shall consume him and his will.

Silly man.

Tarako is far above such concepts of "Justice". Tarako's laugh will cause existence itself to tremble, and he will utterly destroy the heathen god that is Falcon. Tarako will then turn his putrid remains into noodles and sauce, then devour them.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by LLLLLink
He will assume whatever form Falcon desires. The Fires of Falcon and the Lightning of Justice shall consume him and his will.
Your false god will fall under the might of the Emperor.

FinalAnswer Flower

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Thou hast brought the wrath of Falcon upon thy life and those surrounding. May the Falcon flames devour thy soul.

BUTifyoupayshippingandhandlingfeesonthesegreatoffersFalconwillbegracefulenoughtopersonallycometoyourhomeandprovideapersonaldeathsentenceandforanextrafivedollarsyoucangetapictureofyourdeathinFalcon-HD. ($4.95 for all shipping and handling fees)

$14.95 Falcon knee
$19.95 Falcon kick
$49.95 FALCON PAWNCH
$99.99 Death by "YEHS!"

All proceeds go to a greater cause.

I'll give you 1 warning.

Dun't infringe on Billy Mays' territory.

Lest you suffer a most terrible fate.