I briefly skimmed the first fanfic from the URL at the top of his list and it was unbearable. Could not even force myself to finish reading it.
It's in script form, and from what I read, Mr Fenix screams like a banshee when he spills coffee on himself, ranting reptitively: "CROTCH ON FIRE!"
What the hell?
An exerpt from his second fanfic:
"Marcus - But.....What if it's not a lie?
Marcus quickly grabs one can, opens it, and glugs it like there's no tomorrow. He finishes it, bashes it on his head, throws the flattened can on the floor, and jumps out of the window.
Marcus - I believe I can fly!
Unfortunately, no wings are popping out of his back. Being 20 stories high, Fenix begins panicking.
Marcus - SON OF A ---- (the wind breezing through Fenix while falling is preventing the final word from being heard).
The cog soldier falls into a dumpster. Carmine walks by with a cog soldier and start talking.
COG - You got the stuff ready?
Carmine - Sure do. I did what you said: Grind laxative pills into each and every Red Bull I got. Now we can drop each can off to every neighbor and then we begin lol'ing when he hear the poor suckers running to the bathrooms."
It's funny, but... unintentionally so.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
It's funny, but... unintentionally so.
Originally posted by Obsidian FuryTo be honest, the likes of Kiljaedan and Arichmonde seem far too slow and not powerful enough to warrant getting into the Herald tiers, so maybe High Metahuman.
I'm curious, all you comic geeks out there. Where on the Tier list would the large names of Warcraft make it? Characters like Sargeras, Deathwing, Archimonde and Medivh.
Sargeras would be at least Herald level I would wager, though I would not put him on the level of Silver Surfer personally..
The FanFics were made to be funny and hooray, my FanFics are liked!
Here's a couple more I forgot to show:
http://forums.epicgames.com/showthread.php?t=692501 (warning, probably some spelling errors)
http://forums.epicgames.com/showthread.php?t=696385 (warning, story is a little bad but at least it gives some lols)
Originally posted by Cyner
Nemesis X, I really hate being part of the majority on anything. However I'm going to have to inform you that your fanfics make me want to commit suicide.
Originally posted by Nemesis X
The FanFics were made to be funny and hooray, my FanFics are liked!
*has a friend that's very good at writing who included me as a character in the story to get me to keep reading* 😛