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Originally posted by Nemesis X
Btw guys, even Ridley Prime and ScreamPaste think they're good and isn't ScreamPaste your buddy, NemeBro?
No, I don't. I can't even finish reading a single one of them. They're funny, but not the way you meant them to be. They're funny-terrible.

Fanfics in general are stupid. Read the Sonic ones on fanfiction.net.

Scream seems to be of the "So Bad It's Good" viewpoint at best, he apparently viewed the first as unbearable.

Also, do not assume Scream and I hold the same interests merely because he is one of my many familiars.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, I don't. I can't even finish reading a single one of them. They're funny, but not the way you meant them to be. They're funny-terrible.

Doom: Repercussions of Evil

They call it the Pistol Shrimp because it can snap its larger claw shut so fast that it causes an underwater shockwave to travel straight outward from the appendage. The resulting blast is powerful enough to kill small fish at a distance, and even stun much larger ones. In a nutshell, the Pistol Shrimp has evolved its hand into a god damn gun. It is one of only a few species capable of producing Sonoluminescence ? which is a sound so loud that it actually produces light ? because the bubble created by this claw-shot, upon collapsing, briefly creates temperatures hotter than the sun. So to sum up: There is a shrimp out there in the ocean ? right now_ ? that wields a power akin to that of the sun itself, and fires death-rays from its claws. I?d stay away from the Red Lobsters for a while, because when the revolution comes, they will not be spared.

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Originally posted by Phanteros
Fanfics in general are stupid. Read the Sonic ones on fanfiction.net.

I pretty much find them all bad too except, I think the Sonic ones were specifically made to make readers depressed.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I pretty much find them all bad too except, I think the Sonic ones were specifically made to make readers depressed.
In sonic ones you will find that all the fan characters are bunch of mary sue characters that are even more one dimensional that the Sonic officials themselves.

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Originally posted by Phanteros
Fanfics in general are stupid. Read the Sonic ones on fanfiction.net.

Can't take Sonic seriously enough to do something like that.

edit: That was brilliant FA, but 😘 @ the Mancubus.

Luffy vs, Wolverine? I mean, seriously?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
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Source of shrimp article?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Luffy vs, Wolverine? I mean, seriously?
I know, Luffy would beat the shit out of Wolverine. estahuh

That shrimp article has to be fake.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Fanfics in general are stupid. Read the Sonic ones on fanfiction.net.

Actually, there exists some amazingly good fanfic.

But on FF.N, the average writer is about 12 years old, so yeah. And just about any form of Sonic fanart you find is going to be pure fail.

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Source of shrimp article?

http://www.atom.com/blog/2008/12/02/the-most-disturbing-animals-on-earth/

I stopped reading Sonic FanFics after I read Freddy vs. Jason vs. Sonic the Hedgehog. And you think my FanFics are bad.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Can't take Sonic seriously enough to do something like that.

Sonic is SRS BZNS!

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The fact that 4Kids dubbed a god-awful show of his is proof enough. 313

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That shrimp article has to be fake.

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Originally posted by Nemesis X
I stopped reading Sonic FanFics after I read Freddy vs. Jason vs. Sonic the Hedgehog. And you think my FanFics are bad.

Kid, I've been reading and writing fanfic for longer than you've known how to read.

You've got a long way to go.