Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Non sum pisces!

Yes, the lucky bastard.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I masturbated in class once and was almost successful if my jackass of a seatmate didn't give me away. uhuh

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you have given yourself away had you...you know, released?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Who is Sun Tzu?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Sun+Tzu

No, this is not a rick-roll. Scout's honour.

Originally posted by Peach
An amusing one, at least 😛

And 😂

Yes! DP still got a way with humour for the ladies.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
In addition to, not instead. 😊

Also, I once spent a Latin class playing ALttP.

Aww man, you just killed the humour of that statement.

~ Latin is the language of WIN.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Non sum pisces!

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Vos es non piscis, tamen vos es callidus ut unus.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you have given yourself away had you...you know, released?

I would never be able to get away with it, have a theory I have a slightly oversized prostate. >_>

=o

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
By "giving me away" I meant he was laughing at meh. Not everyone in the room knew about it and the teacher thought he was laughing at him and walked out.

Still, they taunt me about it to this very day. 😛

Knew that would get you taunted. Can't control them urges eh boyo?

Originally posted by Peach
palm

Meh. I'm used to this.

I try.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I try.

Yeah but of all places, you do that in class, where there are people around? Fail.

YouTube video

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
That would only get my pants and underwear wet, but not so much to be noticed.

I used to masturbate in class all the time in 5th grade (When I started), and used a pocket pull. Same way I did it in English recently.

Originally posted by Peach
YouTube video

Can't.

Stop.

Laughing.

Hilarious!

YouTube video

Paste, you sick bastard. Watch this and be amused. Guaranteed.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
YouTube video

Paste, you sick bastard. Watch this and be amused. Guaranteed.

Lol I wanna try it out for lulz

@ the mice vid

Originally posted by Phanteros
Vlad probed his ass.

Word

Toy Story 3 made me cry like a woman. Pixar is the Bioware of movie companies.

In other news, visited my Dentist for the first time in like three years. It appears that I have an uncommonly long and thick tongues.

'sup ladies.

That was supposed to say tongue. 🙁