Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by Demonic Phoenix3,949 pages
Originally posted by Peach
๐Ÿ˜‚ Amusingly enough, most of the tiny collection I have saved on my computer he did send me ๐Ÿ˜›

Some guys buy girls sex toys and such usually, but he downloads & sends you porn instead. ๐Ÿ˜›

EDIT: This wasn't an inappropriate comment was it? >__>

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
The guy was boring as hell. His voice was monotonous, and he was talking to the chalkboard the whole time. After two minutes in his class we started it up. ๐Ÿ˜†

Yeah, I just fall asleep in class if a teacher/professor is boring.
Still, watching porn in class is WIN. If you had done what NemeBro supposedly did in class...

I masturbated in class once and was almost successful if my jackass of a seatmate didn't give me away. uhuh

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I masturbated in class once and was almost successful if my jackass of a seatmate didn't give me away. uhuh

You should've..... nah, I'm not saying it.

Say it.

Also, this reminds me of one time when my friend was kicked in the nuts and he responded to the nut kicker(translated): "If I masturbate later and nothing comes out, you're a dead man..."

Jumpy

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Some guys buy girls sex toys and such usually, but he downloads & sends you porn instead. ๐Ÿ˜›

EDIT: This wasn't an inappropriate comment was it? >__>

An amusing one, at least ๐Ÿ˜›

And ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
I masturbated in class once and was almost successful if my jackass of a seatmate didn't give me away. uhuh

You must've been a laughing stock in class after that.

Well, not really. I did it with my pants on so it wasn't too obvious.

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
Well, not really. I did it with my pants on so it wasn't too obvious.

Well of the course the pants would have to be on and I don't even know who would be stupid enough to do that in public (would mention someone in here but don't want them reporting to mods that I'm being a troll (again)).

But if someone gave you away then wouldn't that mean that not only the teacher knew but everyone else in class knew as well? 'Cause imo, pants on or not, you'd have fingers pointed at you and lols being heard for you did something you should've done in private. I would think fapping in public is as embarassing as urinating in public.

VLAD DESTROYED AND IMPALED SUN TZU FTW

Originally posted by CosmicComet
VLAD DESTROYED AND IMPALED SUN TZU FTW
Owned

Originally posted by CosmicComet
VLAD DESTROYED AND IMPALED SUN TZU FTW

Who is Sun Tzu?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Who is Sun Tzu?
The Chinese general that wrote the Art of War.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Well of the course the pants would have to be on and I don't even know who would be stupid enough to do that in public (would mention someone in here but don't want them reporting to mods that I'm being a troll (again)).

But if someone gave you away then wouldn't that mean that not only the teacher knew but everyone else in class knew as well? 'Cause imo, pants on or not, you'd have fingers pointed at you and lols being heard for you did something you should've done in private. I would think fapping in public is as embarassing as urinating in public.


By "giving me away" I meant he was laughing at meh. Not everyone in the room knew about it and the teacher thought he was laughing at him and walked out.

Still, they taunt me about it to this very day. ๐Ÿ˜›

Why fap in class anyway?

Originally posted by Phanteros
Why fap in class anyway?
The risk of getting caught/that girl in front of you who's thong is higher than her pants.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Who is Sun Tzu?

palm

Originally posted by Phanteros
Owned

DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?

Best episode EVER. It had HUMOR too!

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Some guys buy girls sex toys and such usually, but he downloads & sends you porn instead. ๐Ÿ˜›

EDIT: This wasn't an inappropriate comment was it? >__>


In addition to, not instead. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Also, I once spent a Latin class playing ALttP.

You had a Latin class?