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Why not write down his property? There's a lot of jokes out there, and when you own them all I'd imagine it's hard to remember each one.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Why not write down his property? There's a lot of jokes out there, and when you own them all I'd imagine it's hard to remember each one.

This implies that Robin Williams is the greatest comedian ever.

This implies that he is better then George Carlin.

Spout this heresy again and you and your kind will suffer.

Not that I agree with Williams being awesome but George Carlin was average imo.

Originally posted by Cyner
Not that I agree with Williams being awesome but George Carlin was average imo.
There's no "opinion" about it.

Stating Carlin was an average comedian is a factually incorrect statement.

Originally posted by NemeBro
There's no "opinion" about it.

Stating Carlin was an average comedian is a factually incorrect statement.

anti-care

George Carlin is not the greatest comedian ever. This title belongs to Bill Cosby.

Yet, even Bill Cosby's jokes belong to Robin Williams now. It's okay though, Bill can write new material whenever he wants. He's just too good.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
George Carlin is not the greatest comedian ever. This title belongs to Bill Cosby.

Yet, even Bill Cosby's jokes belong to Robin Williams now. It's okay though, Bill can write new material whenever he wants. He's just too good.

Bill Cosby is good, for people scared to hear the word ****.

Robin Williams? How can someone who cannot write his own material be considered a good comedian?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
George Carlin is not the greatest comedian ever. This title belongs to Bill Cosby.

Yet, even Bill Cosby's jokes belong to Robin Williams now. It's okay though, Bill can write new material whenever he wants. He's just too good.

Never said George was the best. You're implying Robin >

I kill a cow and eat a hamburger each time you do this.

It's quite simple, Neme. I simply do not believe you, as there is no source. Even if he is a joke thief, he's hilarious and a great actor.

Not sure what Bill Cosby's lacking in curses has to do with his status as the greatest comedian ever.

Robin Williams > George Carlin. Kill a cow, it doesn't hurt me. You foolish humans grant my kind great lives by taking care of us. You cannot live without us. What would you do? Eat chicken? Haha!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
IRobin Williams > George Carlin. Kill a cow, it doesn't hurt me. You foolish humans grant my kind great lives by taking care of us. You cannot live without us. What would you do? Eat chicken? Haha!

Pigs.

Go get Mad Cow cud muncher 313

Mad cow is not actually a disease. It's a running joke among we bovine. You all fall for it every time.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
It's quite simple, Neme. I simply do not believe you, as there is no source. Even if he is a joke thief, he's hilarious and a great actor.

Not sure what Bill Cosby's lacking in curses has to do with his status as the greatest comedian ever.

Robin Williams > George Carlin. Kill a cow, it doesn't hurt me. You foolish humans grant my kind great lives by taking care of us. You cannot live without us. What would you do? Eat chicken? Haha!

http://www.kempa.com/2004/04/26/robin-williams-prince-of-thieves/

This page contains several quotes from comedians about his joke thievery. This is no big secret, he is well-known as a joke thief, and who would know better than the comedians he steals from?

It's too clean.

Robin Williams, the man who cannot even make his own material, is not worthy to clean George Carlin's rotting balls.

Also, chicken>>>Cow.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Mad cow is not actually a disease. It's a running joke among we bovine. You all fall for it every time.

Lol.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/mad_cow_disease_and_variant_creutzfeldt-jakob_dis/article_em.htm

NemeBro, I'm gonna be in florida in a few days, but I'm not gonna visit you.

Originally posted by Cyner
NemeBro, I'm gonna be in florida in a few days, but I'm not gonna visit you.
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**** you NemeBro

Originally posted by NemeBro
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Spoiler:
Stalk him

313

How can comedy be too clean? >_>

Those aren't sources, and I have no problem believing that Robin could have come up with loads of material on his own. You can't fake the complete randomness he does, it just doesn't happen. And again, even if he is a joke thief, he's a great actor.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nazis saved us from quan 313

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Also, even if Williams is a joke thief, he's still win. That just makes him a douche bag to other comics.

Carlin is superior.... it sucks that he died. lol... my fav. bit I've ever seen him do would have to be the hitchhiker from Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. That was just great. ๐Ÿ˜„

Cosby is ok... even though he's a comedy legend, I just never really liked him. Eddie Murphy is funnier than him in my opinion.

I've always found Bill Cosby hilarious, because as a child I would do the things he would make fun of. And then some of the stuff he would do is just plain funny.

"From the ages of 5 to 13 I thought my name was Jesus Christ. And my brother Russel thought his name was Damn It. We'd hear things like 'Damn It will you stop all that noise!' and 'Jesus Christ sit down!' One day I'm out playing in the rain and my father yells 'Damn It will you get in here!' I said 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"