Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Go for the expanding town. Site of the 8th gym.

Do something more mature for the lolz. Have a pack of Tauros slaughtered or something. Or a pack of Baffuron, the newly created Afro Buffalo Pokemon.

It actually has an attack called Afro Break. That is ****ing awesome.

More mature, eh? I included little stuff like an Indra employee looking at porn while he's at work. I can have his older bro murder someone or something. Maybe have the Safari Zone bombed...
Yeah, sounds good.

Brawly, Bruno, Koga, his daughter, etc. all team up and start eliminating Rocket executives or something. That'd be badass.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
More mature, eh? I included little stuff like an Indra employee looking at porn while he's at work. I can have his older bro murder someone or something. Maybe have the Safari Zone bombed...
Yeah, sounds good.

Brawly, Bruno, Koga, his daughter, etc. all team up and start eliminating Rocket executives or something. That'd be badass.

Don't forget to add tentacles.

DRAGON QUEST 😱

Have a Wailord Body Slam something.

Originally posted by Scythe
Don't forget to add tentacles.

Lol, that Tentacruel porn...

Giant Tentacruel returns!

Originally posted by Peach
DRAGON QUEST 😱

You like? 3 was my first one, and my fav.

Dragon Warrior is the first game I remember playing.

Originally posted by Peach
Dragon Warrior is the first game I remember playing.

Whoa, that's pretty significant.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Whoa, that's pretty significant.

Yes 😛

So I've been a fan of the series for over 20 years.

Originally posted by Peach
Yes 😛

So I've been a fan of the series for over 20 years.

Man, DW was the first game that ever stumped me for more than a day. It took me a month (back when I was a kid) to find that place where you have to use the Dry Vase. I didnt have internet back then, so it was good old fashioned searching.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! ******** HATE COMCAST! BUNCH A FRIGGIN GBRBRIGELKASFJSDFLFGNDJGHJSDGSVVCXBLGYJDDHASKFHSKJHSDJHVJXCHVHXCMVNVSHGFKJDFGKJFGXCXVXCVUHIKJUHSDHFSDFDFDJFJDFHJFHDFHFFFFSFDIUSOIDFUSOIFFNJHUVSYFVHFJWKJFSWHEFSJFJSDFKJDFDSJKFHKDSJFHSKDSSDFSDFSSFSDFSDFSFSSAFSDFSF!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!! ******** HATE COMCAST! BUNCH A FRIGGIN GBRBRIGELKASFJSDFLFGNDJGHJSDGSVVCXBLGYJDDHASKFHSKJHSDJHVJXCHVHXCMVNVSHGFKJDFGKJFGXCXVXCVUHIKJUHSDHFSDFDFDJFJDFHJFHDFHFFFFSFDIUSOIDFUSOIFFNJHUVSYFVHFJWKJFSWHEFSJFJSDFKJDFDSJKFHKDSJFHSKDSSDFSDFSSFSDFSDFSFSSAFSDFSF!

...tell us how you really feel.

Damn these Trainer Events! You are supposed to be beaten when I own you! Stop fighting me! Grah!

Originally posted by Scythe
That made me think of Screampastey popping out of a cake, possibly naked, in front of Nemebro sayin: "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" with a distinguished sexy voice that sounds like a turtle doing a backflip on an N64.

Originally posted by Peach
...tell us how you really feel.

I'm pissed off!

Hey, we have actual words now!

Massive hate for this stubborn little bastard right now.

Originally posted by LLLLLink

Massive hate for this stubborn little bastard right now.

TOP. ****ING. PERCENTAGE.

Originally posted by NemeBro
But his Rattatta is in the top percentage of all Rattatta. O:

TOP. ****ING. PERCENTAGE.

Lol. My college buds would call me a tell me that shart all the time.

My Raticate is worth a thousand Rattata.

But I still like Rattata better for his design.

So are we allowed to make Dynasty Warrior threads? I would think they're different enough from their novel counterparts, considering most of them have magic and super powers. But I wouldn't know, have not read the books.