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better footage for paste.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
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better footage for paste.

Ok, so he knocked one side of its body off its feet.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Ok, so he knocked one side of its body off its feet.

That's what I was talking about, sorry if I wasn't clear.

I think Backfire posts on DakkaDakka. mmm

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110524/ts_yblog_thelookout/parents-keep-childs-gender-under-wraps

Discuss.

dumb shit shouldn't be in the news.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/extra-credits/3524-Our-Oscars

Excellent, excellent video.

**** the Spike "awards", seriously...I've always disliked them, and that brings up a lot of good points as to why they're nothing but a complete joke.

I've never watched the Spike Awards, and am too lazy to watch that Extra Credits vid at the moment.

Why they teh suckzor Lana?

Basically it's just one huge marketing event for huge-selling games and ones that have sequels coming out soon. There's other issues with it, but that's the biggest reason why it's just a farce.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/extra-credits/3524-Our-Oscars

Excellent, excellent video.

Originally posted by Peach
**** the Spike "awards", seriously...I've always disliked them, and that brings up a lot of good points as to why they're nothing but a complete joke.

I agree with these statements completely. The VGA show is just plain silly. I LMAO in 2009 when they nominated Megan Fox in Best Performance by a Human Female in Revenge of the Fallen when it should've been Claudia Black who performed as Chloe in Uncharted 2 and why is it called Best Performance by a Human Female anyway? Do animals work in the gaming industry now or something? 2010 was even worse when a Call of Duty character beat Kratos and John Marston in Best Character of the Year. And what's with Best Independent Game Fueled by Mountain Dew? I don't get it.

Why is the majority of special guest stars a bunch of celebrities most people wouldn't even know and aren't even part of the gaming community? I agree with what Escapist was saying. Why can't we have people like Cliff Bleszinski in the show? I'm tired of listening to these movie/TV stars who don't even want to be there but have to for the sake of getting paid.

Oh my god, you're actually learning.

Oh stop. You're making me blush.

Listen to me boy if you talk that way around my mommy again I'll crush your ****ing kitty cat ballzack with my eyelashes.

Eyelashes can't crush my balls of steel you fool.

My eyelashes were forged in the fires of your mother's belly-button, they are no mere mortal eyelashes.

Originally posted by NemeBro
My eyelashes were forged in the fires of your mother's belly-button, they are no mere mortal eyelashes.

Johnny Cage's fists weren't mortal either and yet they broke the moment they made contact with my indestructible nuts estahuh

If you still want to try and break them then go ahead. You're just gonna be without lashes in the end and I'll be laughing.

You both suck.

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Was the end pointing out how much they've put out this year or parodying how they've just re-made the same games? I can't tell.