Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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Originally posted by Nemesis X
What kind of women do you guys go for, the ones who are easy or the ones who are hard to get? I go for the hard ones because at the end of such a long journey, it's totally worth it imo.
This was painful to read.

It depends on whether the girl I want to be with at the time is hard or easy for me to be with.

Just do what I do Scream. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/06/duke-nukems-pr-threatens-to-punish-sites-that-run-negative-reviews.ars

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What... the... ****...

I wish every game I like that gets bad reviews (such as Other M) could do that then. haermm

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You get to be in one fictional world, which one do you choose!?

Tallon IV.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
What kind of women do you guys go for, the ones who are easy or the ones who are hard to get? I go for the hard ones because at the end of such a long journey, it's totally worth it imo.

The hard ones are only worth it if their qualities are likable enough. Me though? I don't really have a preference as far as that.

Originally posted by Nephthys
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/06/duke-nukems-pr-threatens-to-punish-sites-that-run-negative-reviews.ars

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I did not care for Duke Nukem Forever. Just wanted that said ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh, and go 2K Games! Show those reviewers who is the boss!

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
You get to be in one fictional world, which one do you choose!?

Warhammer 40k

awesome

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Warhammer 40k

awesome

What an extremely wise choice!

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
NOT Hyrule. haermm That place seems like a horrible place to live. Wars and genocide and Ganon and floods and green-clad teens smashing your shit.

I'd probably choose to live some place simple and peaceful. Pokemon seems that way until you remember the world almost ends in half of the games. mmm

**** it, Equestria, the worst thing that seems to exist there is ponies. EDIBLE ponies.

Gods, I need to pay attention to questions better.

That being said, Equestria's not the most peaceful place either. Hydras, dragons, diamond dogs...place is full of freaks and dangers. Then again, ponies....

Awwwwww yeah! I'm feelin' it in here, in my heart. Where my love doth grow.

Grooooovy, mama!

wait what the **** did i just write oh my god....

Originally posted by quanchi112
I'd pick hyrule so I'd get the chance to kill Link and keep Dorf as my pet.

๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

You'd fail pretty hard, since you'll still just be you. Depending on when exactly you are, possibly an outsider for not being Hylian.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
NOT Hyrule. haermm That place seems like a horrible place to live. Wars and genocide and Ganon and floods and green-clad teens smashing your shit.

I'd probably choose to live some place simple and peaceful. Pokemon seems that way until you remember the world almost ends in half of the games. mmm

**** it, Equestria, the worst thing that seems to exist there is ponies. EDIBLE ponies.

Pokemon apocalypses can be averted by kids, though. And friendship. Plus, you can get pokemon, so it's awesome.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Warhammer 40k

awesome

Doable if you're on one of those pleasure worlds.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Doable if you're on one of those pleasure worlds.

Uh, no.

Being with Slaanesh is NOT a good thing haermm

Nah.

Sure you will 'might' become an insane, mutilated, sadomasocistic psychopath............ but the priiiiiiiiiiize. awepedo

Originally posted by Nephthys
Nah.

Sure you will 'might' become an insane, mutilated, sadomasocistic psychopath............ but the priiiiiiiiiiize. awepedo

Slaanesh worshippers paint pictures made out of feces, blood, flesh, ect. mhmm

Also, random human follower is moar likely to die and be snorted by any passing Kayoss Spess Mehren then get any haermm

B-but the priiiiize! ๐Ÿ™

Also, daemonettes are shemales

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weren't you reading like 40 pages ago im down with that shit

Originally posted by The Scenario
You'd fail pretty hard, since you'll still just be you. Depending on when exactly you are, possibly an outsider for not being Hylian.

Pokemon apocalypses can be averted by kids, though. And friendship. Plus, you can get pokemon, so it's awesome.

Doable if you're on one of those pleasure worlds.

I'd kill Link while he was sleeping. I'd befriend him just to kill your hero. It'd be priceless to see the look on your face on skype as I held Link's head up. The tears would be a plentiful.

Originally posted by Nephthys
weren't you reading like 40 pages ago im down with that shit

mhmm

Originally posted by Nephthys
B-but the priiiiize! ๐Ÿ™
Pft.

If it is presents you seek, look no further than Father Nurgle, who is only too happy to spread his gifts among his children. ๐Ÿ™‚

Yaaaaaay! What I get!? What I get!?

You got Smallpox!

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yaaaaaay! What I get!? What I get!?

You got Smallpox!

Father Nurgle is delighted to see you appreciate his gift, and says "your welcome" to your expression of thanking him with your despair. ๐Ÿ˜„