Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by The Scenario
Pokemon apocalypses can be averted by kids, though. And friendship. Plus, you can get pokemon, so it's awesome.

Doable if you're on one of those pleasure worlds.

Lol, indeed. Also, when I mentioned Tallon IV in response to getting to choose to be in a fictional world, I forgot to specify due to being tired by saying that I'd want to be on the planet before the Phazon meteor came and messed everything up, making every creature hostile, etc.

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/06/23/6927742-man-jumps-barricade-knocks-justin-bieber-to-ground

Apparently someone attacked Justin Bieber.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I can tell you're upset right now.

Laughter is not a sign of irritation. Just FYI.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Laughter is not a sign of irritation. Just FYI.

Posted for awesomeness.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Probably like an awkward fearful laugh.

Nah. More of chuckle, really. I find your antics amusing for some reason.

EDIT: Nice picture. Where'd you find it?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Nah. More of chuckle, really. I find your antics amusing for some reason.

EDIT: Nice picture. Where'd you find it?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Nah. More of chuckle, really. I find your antics amusing for some reason.

EDIT: Nice picture. Where'd you find it?

Drakengard 2 Lets Play. Manah was an awesome villain in the first one.

LALALALALA THE WATCHERS.

DO THE WATCHERS LAUGH TOO?

My favourite though was A Love That Crushes Like A Mace. Get a load of the vice acting at the start. Quality shit right there.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It's ok to admit you fear biff. We all know it to be true, georgey.

Of course I fear you. It's that I can control and move past my fear that allows me to do things that are truly great. I can teach you the way. Embracing your emotions, your fear, your anger, is only letting them control you. You lash out like a cornered animal, not caring about who you hurt. But what I can show is the way to direct those emotions to become something constructive. You must know how to forge yourself in the fire, not simply burning.

I can show you True Way. All you must do is take my hand, and step out of the darkness.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Of course I fear you. It's that I can control and move past my fear that allows me to do things that are truly great. I can teach you the way. Embracing your emotions, your fear, your anger, is only letting them control you. You lash out like a cornered animal, not caring about who you hurt. But what I can show is the way to direct those emotions to become something constructive. You must know how to forge yourself in the fire, not simply burning.

I can show you True Way. All you must do is take my hand, and step out of the darkness.

This argument is one of the lamer things this thread has produced. And thats coming from me.

I am disappoint.

Originally posted by quanchi112
If you give me your hand I will just put it behind your back and hurt you. I'm biff you silly rascal.

Why do harm others? Is it because you feel weak yourself?

Originally posted by Nephthys
This argument is one of the lamer things this thread has produced. And thats coming from [b]me.

I am disappoint. [/B]

I'm glad you see what I'm doing here.

Man.

DakkaDakka can be stupid sometimes.

Never thought I would hear someone think that Gandalf can take the God Emperor of Mankind.

I am... extremely skeptical of the God-Emperor.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I am... extremely skeptical of the God-Emperor.

But the Chaos Gods feared his power for a reason, and he was capable of briefly overpowering all four of them to destroy Horus' soul, although this weakened him as well. He was also capable of banishimg immensely powerful beings such as Doombreed and N'kari, the strongest servants of Khorne and Slaanesh respectively, with a gesture. Doombreed tanks Lascannons and has destroyed two chapters in their entirety.

Not to mention Leman Russ, a "mere" primarch, survived being flung through the Warp and landed in the volcano as a baby.

A grown Horus (Not amped by Chaos) was not harmed by a Battle Barge (I think, MG can confirm what kind of ship it was) landing and exploding on him.

The God Emperor is overrated, yes, but he is very powerful.

Plus a Space Marine with a bolter could beat Gandalf. 😐

Wasn't Horus severely wounded when some Interex soldiers shot him?

Horus and friends did not expect their technology to be that advanced, and it was indeed that advanced, it was particularly bawss for human technology.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Horus and friends did not expect their technology to be that advanced, and it was indeed that advanced, it was particularly bawss for human technology.

So advanced that getting shot by their weapons is way worse than apparently having a massive space ship crash on you? I find that a bit hard to swallow.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
So advanced that getting shot by their weapons is way worse than apparently having a massive space ship crash on you? I find that a bit hard to swallow.

Find it hard to swallow all you want, in fluff basic Necron weaponry makes the heavy Imperium weaponry look like shit.

Necrons are admittedly kind of a skewed example though, sorta.