Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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So....the other day I experienced a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming. It was sweet.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I heard Anders is the worst thing evar in NPC history. Confirm/Deny?
I'm not sure I'd classify him as an NPC.

But he is a massive tool. It's okay though, because he's presented as a massive tool.

Right from the start, it should be clear the dude's ****ing unstable.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Varric and Merrill are better than any companion in Origins.

I am just saying.

Just because Varric is an awesome narrator and Merril has an adorable personality doesn't mean they're better than the entire group in Origins and btw, Oghren's beard >>> Varric's chest hair estahuh

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Just because Varric is an awesome narrator and Merril has an adorable personality doesn't mean they're better than the entire group in Origins and btw, Oghren's beard >>> Varric's chest hair estahuh
Aveline is pretty hardcore too. As is Isabela.

Also, beard?

Hardly what I'd call a "beard" personally. Mustache=/=Beard. There is only one man who has a mustache so manly it qualifies as a beard.

Whitebeard?

Yes, Whitebeard.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I heard Anders is the worst thing evar in NPC history. Confirm/Deny?

If you mean party member, no.

That'd be Wynne.

Whats wrong with Wynne?

At least she has one damn fine ass.

Is it because she attacks you for being evil?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Whats wrong with Wynne?

At least she has one damn fine ass.

Is it because she attacks you for being evil?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Whats wrong with Wynne?

She's the ball and chain in the group.

At least she has one damn fine ass.

That woman is in her 80s or 90s dude. Gross. Now Claire Redfield, that's a woman who sure has a fine one. Once you see it in HD in Darkside Chronicles, you'd know that no other can rival it.

Lets just say I like cake.

YouTube video

This is some of the most epic shit I've ever heard.

Odin himself must have composed this, as my little buddy said.

Profiled B|

Originally posted by NemeBro
Varric and Merrill are better than any companion in Origins.

I am just saying.

Better than Loghain ? Oh right guy obsessed with unicorns is never to be taken seriously.

I still don't see how unicorns get such a bad rap. They're horses with lethal spikes jutting from their foreheads that they can and probably would use to gore people, and are sometimes portrayed to be able to cast incredibly destructive magic, or healing magic so potent you get your arm torn off and it's like "lolwut, fix'd"...so...wtf, guys? 😬

Originally posted by XanatosForever
I still don't see how unicorns get such a bad rap. They're horses with lethal spikes jutting from their foreheads that they can and probably would use to gore people, and are sometimes portrayed to be able to cast incredibly destructive magic, or healing magic so potent you get your arm torn off and it's like "lolwut, fix'd"...so...wtf, guys? 😬

Maybe it's because they're mostly portrayed as peaceful, loving animals that appear mostly on products for little girls.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
I still don't see how unicorns get such a bad rap. They're horses with lethal spikes jutting from their foreheads that they can and probably would use to gore people, and are sometimes portrayed to be able to cast incredibly destructive magic, or healing magic so potent you get your arm torn off and it's like "lolwut, fix'd"...so...wtf, guys? 😬

Originally, unicorns were portrayed as fierce beasts that could and would kill you because they were just so wild and crazy. However, it was said that only a virgin could tame a unicorn, and over time that gentler side of the story just overtook the original tales. It's mostly the association with virgins and/or young girls and the innocence/purity that is also associated with them that eventually became the peace loving gentle unicorns of today.

Basically like any other fairy tale.

Okay, that's more understandable. I knew unicorns were ****ing awesome.

So I'm on another forum talking to someone who argues that Kratos can escape the pull of a black hole with the Boots of Hermes.

He'd better have some good reasons. Is he quoting hyperbole?

I'm re-watching a Heavy Rain LP. I really like that game. Screw the haters. Anyone else like the game?