Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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I was hit by a truck. And it was her fault cause I was like 8. ^^

Originally posted by NemeBro
Because I'm not a weakling like everyone else here, I've never sustained an injury serious enough to incapacitate me. estahuh

Can't say that I was truly incapacitated. I mean, I pretty much walked by myself to the hospital with a broken leg.

Originally posted by Peach
Why on earth would you get insurance money for breaking your leg?

Life/health insurance. Whatever it's called. My father's workplace has some rather nice perks.

I've only broken my arm (forgot which one) twice at most. One time when I was running down a big hill and tripped & fell when I was 6 or 7, and the other time was accidentally self-sustained if I recall right, but that didn't stop me from doing most of the stuff I normally do with that arm, as far as using it to write for homework, play video games, and whatnot. Having people sign on your cast is always fun too.

I broke my foot oh, maybe 10 years ago now. Just walking in the kitchen. My ankle spasmed and I stepped on the outside of my foot and dropped. All my weight came down on my foot and fractured the "fifth metatarsal" if I remember correctly. My mom wouldn't believe me for the first hour, until I still couldn't walk and the bruise on my foot had swollen to the size of a golf ball.

I still walk with a slight limp thanks to it.

I broke my foot today.

Just walk that shit off you pussies.

The Remebrancers make the Horus Heresy novels such a pain in the ass to read. I can't take it.

Which one you reading?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I broke my foot oh, maybe 10 years ago now. Just walking in the kitchen. My ankle spasmed and I stepped on the outside of my foot and dropped. All my weight came down on my foot and fractured the "fifth metatarsal" if I remember correctly. My mom wouldn't believe me for the first hour, until I still couldn't walk and the bruise on my foot had swollen to the size of a golf ball.

I still walk with a slight limp thanks to it.

That's exactly how I broke my foot the first time around. Except it happened mid-air, with gravity adding that special extra crunch when I landed.

I broke my finger a few years ago.

Split the bone right down the middle, had to have a dozen stitches in my fingertip, and it was messed up enough that I had to see a hand surgeon to have my nail removed.

Damn, white people get the worst injuries. You guys are so fragile.

Broke my wrist falling off a scooter and hitting a fire hydrant in the 7th grade, it was a pretty bad fracture but it took like a 30 minute surgery to fix; had to wear a cast for like 2 months.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Which one you reading?

False Gods, there mere second in the series. I couldn't even get past the first chapter though. I remember being completely uninterested in the remembrancer sub-plot in Horus Rising, I don't have the tolerance now.

Never broken a part of this glorious body.. I think. Fractured everything so maybe one of those were broken.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was in Massachusetts at the time. Third grade. They were pandering education to the lowest common denominator. I was reading the Hobbit while classmates were struggling with The Cat in the Hat. So I got bored with what was being taught, and distracted myself, and then the teachers would try to catch me off-guard with questions and I would always know the answers. Got to the point where it was such a disruption for the teachers that the principal called my parents in, and when they were told the situation they decided **** the school and pulled me out so I could learn at my actual level.

"You're too smart for this school so... good luck going solo 👆" 😐 Least you did well at it.. right? And hyper-intelligent badass as a kid stopped when breaking your foot by walking :V

Originally posted by General Kaliero
You can ask for a temp ban when you report a post if you think there's reason. It will still be at the discretion of the mod, but they'll take your request into consideration.

Nahh mean a temp ban on yours truly.

You want to be banned?

...why do you want to be banned?

He's trying to pull off what Light did in Death Note. Don't be fooled!

I already hate him, Aura. He's succeeded in doing what Light did.

Maybe, but later on. Just making sure I can. /nods

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I already hate him, Aura. He's succeeded in doing what Light did.

Looking good in a suit? Manipulating people? Getting with a cute, gothic girl? Having girls think about pairing me with a guy? What exactly?

No you fool, making me hate you.

I hate Death Note on the basis that it is an anime.

Though yeah, having girls think about pairing you with a guy irritates me too. That's the sort of thing that makes me hate the rabid fangirls of KH. RikuXSora is an evil, evil thing.

Might be evil but canon as heck.

"I looked for you! I looked everywhere for you! T.T"

Its hard to understand how those fangirls.. and Aura (:3) work. The obsession with yaoi is disturbing.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
No you fool, making me hate you.

I hate Death Note on the basis that it is an anime.

Holy crap....... I'm an anime? .____. That explains the intro music I hear in the morning...

Not so much the yaoi so much as the canon.

Not that RikuXSora has anything on the monster AxelXRoxas.

Would this be your theme song BR?