Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Originally posted by ares834
True. But I'm not arguing that Morgoth isn't an effective villain (he clearly is) but rather that he is not manly and is instead a coward.

Hey now, this is a gai who willed an entire family to have a life time of severe bad luck, which caused Turin to ****ing have sex and impregnate his sister.

uhuh

Though, yeah, Morgoth should have at least taken to the field of battle a bit more.

I'd run for it. I wouldn't cower in the corner waiting for them to drag me to hell.... And I'm not even a bad ass.

Well, Morgoth did try running into the lowest, deepest pits of Angbad to hide, since he was otherwise surrounded by one of the largest armies to ever assemble.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It was suicide. Harry repeatedly told Voldemort that if he attacked he'd die and then actually explained why to his face! Voldemort was a retard and still attacked regardless.

The best he could do when he found out was to make Deadpool immortal. Yes, that actually happened. Also does she even have eyes?

She does on occasion and that's when Thanos will strike. He will probably even purchase dinner to continue with the ruse until wham, her eyes.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Pft.

Morgoth Bauglir is a manlier villain then Voldemort, let alone Ganon.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Morgoth was a *****.

All the baddies in Middle Earth's history are bitches though, really. Sauron went out like a *****. The WK went out like a *****. Saurumon went out like a *****. That just seems to be the pattern.

Originally posted by ares834
Not really. Morgoth is a coward, that was one of his defining characteristics. Ganon and Voldemort, on the other hand, aren't afraid to get their hands dirty.

Sauron actually never went out like a *****.

He fought with Elendil and Gil-Galad, two very powerful warriors, and basically died killing them, with Isildur looting his body.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Whoa, dude. Even more than Thanos and Voldemort ? Take your time. I know you have a lot of soul searching to do with this one.

Thanos is a fatass and a Mary Sue, but since you like Quanchi, who is also a loser and a Sue, I can see why you like both. Thanos is and will always be "poor man's Darkseid." Not in terms of achievements, because as I said Thanos is a Sue, but in terms of character.

Oh, and Lord of the Ring villains are invariably punk ass bitches. It was intentional on Tolkien's part. Villain Decay is canon in his work.

Edit: To FA.

Well for his actual death he went out like a *****.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You have to admit Voldemort would eat Dorf alive on the battlefield.

Hahh?

edit: And there is nothing any more compelling about Darkseid's character over Thanos. Thanos has more range easily, he's actually kinda charming and dare I say...funny at times as well. 😐

Don't let your dislike for Quan flood over to his character choices too.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Sauron actually never went out like a *****.

He fought with Elendil and Gil-Galad, two very powerful warriors, and basically died killing them, with Isildur looting his body.

Makes him look like a *****, really.

When you rival a Valar, and you get killed by two mortal men, you're a little *****.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hahh?

edit: And there is nothing any more compelling about Darkseid's character over Thanos. Thanos has more range easily, he's actually kinda funny and dare I say...charming at times as well. 😐

Don't let your dislike for Quan flood over to his character choices too.

Darkseid is more qualified to be called a fat ass.

Thanos is like you. A beefcake.

😮

Darkseid sits on couches better though.

He also brings down the Multiverse by existing.

Thanos needs a pussy plot device to do shit on that level.

/has never read a comic with Thanos in it

Darkseid = mini-skirt

Thanos = dictator get-up.

Black Adam is badass, that is all.

this is true

Originally posted by Phanteros
Black Adam is badass, that is all.

Damn right.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Darkseid = mini-skirt

Thanos = dictator get-up.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Volemort is an idiot and a loser. The Wizarding world is ****ing pathetic. It's very telling that the very reason they went into hiding and necessitated the difference between a "Muggle World" and "Wizarding World" is because the Wizards were dying in droves and unable to combat the all-powerful musket.

Thanos is a fatass and a Mary Sue, but since you like Quanchi, who is also a loser and a Sue, I can see why you like both. Thanos is and will always be "poor man's Darkseid." Not in terms of achievements, because as I said Thanos is a Sue, but in terms of character.

Oh, and Lord of the Ring villains are invariably punk ass bitches. It was intentional on Tolkien's part. Villain Decay is canon in his work.

They'd infiltrate the government due to their shape changing abilities and stomp earth in the movies. They can teleport and most of earth wouldn't even be aware of what was even happening. Also, like Dorf would be able to take on modern day earth. LOL.

You also like Dorf as your favorite who is the ultimate loser. he's almost cobra commander status as he gets his ass kicked every adventure despite whatever link shows up.

Thanos brings down universes while Darkseid taps out against heroes. DD two paneled him. Therre's a reason Seid isn't respected anywhere on the net and the nickname Jobberseid developed. The guy once fell down a few steps. His showings are abysmal.

Sauron didn't go down like a ----- he went down due to luck. He was stomping men in droves on the film.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He also brings down the Multiverse by existing.

Thanos needs a pussy plot device to do shit on that level.

/has never read a comic with Thanos in it

Originally posted by quanchi112
Hyrule would get annihilated into the ground by the wizarding world. I mean an epic stomp of the ages.

Wrong.

They'd infiltrate the government due to their shape changing abilities and stomp earth in the movies. They can teleport and most of earth wouldn't even be aware of what was even happening. Also, like Dorf would be able to take on modern day earth. LOL.

Wrong.

You also like Dorf as your favorite who is the ultimate loser. he's almost cobra commander status as he gets his ass kicked every adventure despite whatever link shows up. [/qupte]

Wrong.

[quote]Thanos brings down universes while Darkseid taps out against heroes. DD two paneled him. Therre's a reason Seid isn't respected anywhere on the net and the nickname Jobberseid developed. The guy once fell down a few steps. His showings are abysmal.

Retconned.

Sauron didn't go down like a ----- he went down due to luck. He was stomping men in droves on the film.

Read the book, rather than watching the movies.

Yet was mortally wounded by Batman and defeated by Superman belting a tune. Pathetic.

Technically correct, ignoring context though, so still wrong.

Haha, Kevin Spacey.

Ganondorf is pretty much one of the best villains ever.

I'm also a fan of Terumi(Hazama)