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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Fluttershy may be meek, but she's got the caring motherly aura like noponies' business. A large bust emphasizes that.
Neme said almost exactly this. mmm But she seems to frail and shy, imho! Motherly, yes, but only to animals. The way she hides behind her hair reminds me of people I knew in highschool who weighed like ninety pounds.

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Are you under the impression that shy girls can't have gigantic racks?

NemeBro Senior Member

**** you and your trying to disprove my fetishes Shin. estahuh

XanatosForever Steward of RP

Uhh, not only to animals. Have you ever seen her when her friends are in danger? Either just possibly sick or in genuine harm, she's ready to take action.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Are you under the impression that shy girls can't have gigantic racks?
We're talking about bodytypes that suit their characters. mmm Not real people, these are talking ponies. D=< Realism can go away.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Meh, standard consensus can eat it.

Fluttershy is meek and would probably be really skinny and stuff to suit her personality. Dash is athletic, so low body fat, but I don't see flatness there. mmm


Dash is extremely competitive, with a clear focus on AJ, as we've seen in multiple episodes and Fall Weather Friends specifically. AJ rarely actively competes, but is clearly the strongest of the mane cast, which intrigues Dash in ways she can't really explain and inspires even greater effort to show off for her.

AJ has to be pretty well-endowed because a Southern hard-workin' farm gal wearin' metaphorical overalls is... gonna be. 'Cos I said so.

And a well-endowed gal with a flat-chested gal is, to me, aesthetically pleasing.

EDIT: The mere fact we're still on this subject baffles me.

NemeBro Senior Member

Weren't you just using realistic, anecdotal evidence to support your stance on Fluttershy's bust?

TheAuraAngel Hegemon

Indeed. This pony sounds like my friend. Who has amazing breasts. =D

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem
AJ has to be pretty well-endowed because a Southern hard-workin' farm gal wearin' metaphorical overalls is... gonna be. 'Cos I said so.

I agree about this entirely, is why I thoguht AJ would have largest bust. Also, RainbowJack is what I consider the most likely pairing because of that competitive semi-fo-yay.

XanatosForever Steward of RP

<3 Fluttershy

Second only to Luna. <3 <3 <3 Luna.

NemeBro Senior Member
Originally posted by General Kaliero
AJ has to be pretty well-endowed because a Southern hard-workin' farm gal wearin' metaphorical overalls is... gonna be. 'Cos I said so.

I also said this to Shin over IM.

I have never felt closer to you. <3

Luna is indeed adorable as ****ing hell Xan.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Okay, so clearly that impression is influenced by something. What the hell is it?

My bet's on Bunnie from Sonic the Hedgehog.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I agree about this entirely, is why I thoguht AJ would have largest bust. Also, RainbowJack is what I consider the most likely pairing because of that competitive semi-fo-yay.

Its the same reason I see Twilight Pie as a possibility. I like to imagine Twlight trying to read and getting ever more frustrated as Pinkie runs around the house screaming like a lunatic.

And then somehow they end up in bed together. Like always.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Okay, so clearly that impression is influenced by something. What the hell is it?

My bet's on Bunnie from Sonic the Hedgehog.

**** if I know dude, lol.

I have no idea who Bunnie is.

But, a hard-working farm girl with a sexy southern drawl (THE ****ING SOUTHERN DRAWL) has to have large breasts.

SHE HAS TO.

I'm not sure why. haermm

It's a fairly popular fantasy though, so stuff.

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Its the same reason I see Twilight Pie as a possibility. I like to imagine Twlight trying to read and getting ever more frustrated as Pinkie runs around the house screaming like a lunatic.

And then somehow they end up in bed together. Like always.


I could see Pinkie engineering this. And Twilight trying to discern how it actually happened.

Originally posted by NemeBro
**** if I know dude, lol.

I have no idea who Bunnie is.

But, a hard-working farm girl with a sexy southern drawl (THE ****ING SOUTHERN DRAWL) has to have large breasts.

SHE HAS TO.

I'm not sure why. haermm

It's a fairly popular fantasy though, so stuff.


Hm. I SHALL CONTINUE THEORIZING.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
Its the same reason I see Twilight Pie as a possibility. I like to imagine Twlight trying to read and getting ever more frustrated as Pinkie runs around the house screaming like a lunatic.

And then somehow they end up in bed together. Like always.

Twilight and Pinkie did have this epically hawt hug in an episode, forget which one.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Okay, so clearly that impression is influenced by something. What the hell is it?

My bet's on Bunnie from Sonic the Hedgehog.

I think it's Western movies. mmm

XanatosForever Steward of RP

Originally posted by NemeBro
I also said this to Shin over IM.

I have never felt closer to you. <3

Luna is indeed adorable as ****ing hell Xan.

I knew from the moment I saw her as Nightmare Moon that she'd be number one in my fanboyism. Fluttershy comes next, and I've yet to place the rest of the mane cast.

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Rainbow Dash pony is best pony.

NemeBro Senior Member

Twilight Sparkle da bess. <3