Originally posted by Phanteros
**** Batman. Who wants to be a pyscho man child dressed as a flying rat who beats people up in a alley way? Especially when you can be Silver Surfer or Superman.
Screw Silver Surfer. Who wants to be a default-looking emo douche who flies across the galaxy via surf board, serving his pimp-looking galactic overlord while wearing nothing but a speedo? See I can be a dick too.
Originally posted by wakkawakkawakkaYou might as well a be a champ a be Tony Stark. Rich, has a arsenal of Power armor, and hangs out with a norse god. All without the cost of your sanity and a robin following you around.
Because I'd be a rich psycho man child who could score women I have no buisness to be scoring with. Plus I'd get to hang out with Superman.
Originally posted by Nemesis Xif a speedo bothers you so much you can change it via matter manipulation.
Screw Silver Surfer. Who wants to be a default-looking emo douche who flies across the galaxy via surf board, serving his pimp-looking galactic overlord while wearing nothing but a speedo? See I can be a dick too.
Surfering the galaxy with Galactus>>>>>>>beating up poor people and the mentally ill>>>>>getting folded in half by Bane+ a Pyscho clown trying to kill your love ones every time he breaks out of prision.
Originally posted by Phanteros
You might as well a be a champ a be Tony Stark. Rich, has a arsenal of Power armor, and hangs out with a norse god. All without the cost of your sanity and a robin following you around.
Yeah but Batman has Catwoman.
Also he made out with Harley that one time and Harley is mai waifu.
Come on guys. Guys, come on. Seriously. Everyone knows that armless tiger man is the best hero to be.
Originally posted by BloodRainTony as of right now can do that without armor.
Any man can down a gang with a ranged weapon. Not many can taste the sweet nectar of face-juice covering your fists.And he has a cowl. Can't forget the cowl.
And if I want a mask I would want The Mask.
edit: Blax, he got nothing on SnowFlame.