Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by dadudemon3,949 pages
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Looking at Diablo 3's gameplay, it's hard to believe that it's taken Blizzard 10 years to make it. It looks... underwhelming.

Well, think about it: It has been in development for ...7 years? The graphics were set about 5 years ago so the graphics will be equivalent to mid-range PCs (not gaming rigs or the gaming consoles) for about 5 years ago. Graphics would be "par" for a normal computer about 5 years ago. Not good, but not bad.

They have spent the remaining 5 years polishing the story, gameplay mechanics, battle system, item system, RPG system (dice rolls, etc), level design, and so forth.

Basically, everything I just stated is complete shit and I am trolling the crap out of Blizzard...but none of the devs or testers will ever see this post so it is forever alone raging at blizzard.

My DragonAge saved file is corrupted. 74 hours of my life.

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/it-was-a-cluster****-from-day-one-6-things-about-neill-blomkamps-failed-halo-movie-20120419

LOL, I don't know why people bother with fox.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
My DragonAge saved file is corrupted. 74 hours of my life.

Well its not like any of DA1 matters in Dragon Age 2 anyway. Probably.

Still, thats lame.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well its not like any of DA1 matters in Dragon Age 2 anyway. Probably.

Still, thats lame.

Critising a bioware product? Bannu! END OF THE RINE!!!!

edit also

This will be one hell of a fight.

I think Kimba would win. :trollface:

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think Kimba would win. :trollface:
Yeah he can win by falling on a kriss.

Worst video game ending you've ever seen ('A winner is you' doesn't count)?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Well, think about it: It has been in development for ...7 years? The graphics were set about 5 years ago so the graphics will be equivalent to mid-range PCs (not gaming rigs or the gaming consoles) for about 5 years ago. Graphics would be "par" for a normal computer about 5 years ago. Not good, but not bad.

They have spent the remaining 5 years polishing the story, gameplay mechanics, battle system, item system, RPG system (dice rolls, etc), level design, and so forth.

Basically, everything I just stated is complete shit and I am trolling the crap out of Blizzard...but none of the devs or testers will ever see this post so it is forever alone raging at blizzard.

So how does "the gameplay looks underwhelming" translate into a spiel about graphics?

Also the "RPG system" is game mechanics, not something seperate.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Worst video game ending you've ever seen ('A winner is you' doesn't count)?

Mass Effect 3.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well its not like any of DA1 matters in Dragon Age 2 anyway. Probably.

Still, thats lame.

Like how your DA1 file decides whether or not the Warden's alive, what Alistair's position is, whether Zevran shows up, if Genitivi released news about the Ashes, who your Warden was and how that affects certain peoplewho became King in Orzammar, whether or not you let Avernus continue his research, ect.

Like that?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Worst video game ending you've ever seen ('A winner is you' doesn't count)?

Well besides the obvious, worst ending would have to be inFamous 2's (the good one). Cole kills himself and every Conduit in the world for he knew his kind gave normal people a fatal disease, including his bro Zeke so he commits genocide on a global scale. To me, that's flipping the fans off for that would be like there's a disease that emits from mutants and so the X-Men decide to off themselves and how many Marvel fans do you think would like that?

Huh, I'd always heard it was a good ending.

The worst for me would have to be the good ending of NWN 2. Its literally Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Imagine if at the end of ME3 you take out the Reapers and the Normandy explodes and all your crew plus Shepard dies.

The other contestor would be the end of Fallout 3, just because of how ****ing stupid that last choice is. Fawkes you *****, get in there and press the damn button! duryellowhulk

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well its not like any of DA1 matters in Dragon Age 2 anyway. Probably.

Still, thats lame.

I'm never playing DA2 ever, though.

I just finished a LP of DA2 actually.

Goddamn that is a bad game. What the **** is wrong with everyones eyebrows?! haermm

I played DA2 for only two days and took it back to Gamestop and got a full refund.

I'd be fine if they pretty much just remake Origins for DA3. That was such a good game.

Man, Apollo Justice is so much stupider than Pheonix Wright.

Why doesn't he point out that the defendent is a blind child? There no way he could shoot a gun that big, with any degree of accuracy or drag the body up onto a stage. This case is dumb.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'd be fine if they pretty much just remake Origins for DA3. That was such a good game.

Complete with sluggish combat, The Fade and mage hats?

I prefer the Baldur's gate-esque gameplay to killing waves of trash mobs, I liked the Fade and.... well yeah ok, get rid of the mage hats, but still!