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Youd pass up those greeters? Hm..

Sometimes I think I might actually hate the world as much as I say I do. mmm You're all mostly lucky I imagine you as either chubby women or submissive black security officers.

How do you imagine me?

Skinny, short light brown hair, light skin, mildly crooked teeth, tall, green or grey eyes and a taste for the blood of the innocent.

Also, C cups.

Close enough except for the hair, crooked teeth and C-cup man boobs.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sometimes I think I might actually hate the world as much as I say I do. mmm You're all mostly lucky I imagine you as either chubby women or submissive black security officers.

Hating the world isn't fun. That's an odd imagination, though.

I sometimes feel like when the opportunity presents itself, I will escape through a worm hole that appears in my living room to another dimension, never looking back although I might just so I can flip this reality off.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
I sometimes feel like when the opportunity presents itself, I will escape through a worm hole that appears in my living room to another dimension, never looking back although I might just so I can flip this reality off.

Yeah, just like in Event Horizon.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Hating the world isn't fun. That's an odd imagination, though.

Also, I piucture you with glasses. Well, I found out later you factually do have them. I think. Anyway, I imaghine you with them beforehand. So I was right.

Although, dat trolling Xan into googling a poo chart. I lol'd so much.

You've heard my voice. What do you imagine I look like? mmm

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yeah, just like in Event Horizon.

Or Narnia. You never know until you have the guts to try.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
You've heard my voice. What do you imagine I look like? mmm

And eh, part of me wants to guess ginger but they rare, so brown haired. mmm Medium build.

I look like a cow version of Superman, don't I?

My accent isn't THAT bad. O:

And no, not a ginger. Glad you don't imagine me to be a security officer/woman.

And even with all that power of local authority, you would still have quite the body.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I look like a cow version of Superman, don't I?

I made you read that?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I made you read that?

Right, the masochism. I forgot.

It's been too long.

Sadomasochism.