Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Dude, how do Ganon's minions build those damn towers in the middle of the Great Sea? I thought this thing was supposed to be deep as shit.

Mountains.

Also, magic. Ganon clearly displays power even before Link pulls Fi from her pedestal.

Yeah. Gonna give finishing that game another shot, too. Just wanna finish with Wind Waker here first.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sometimes I think I might actually hate the world as much as I say I do. mmm You're all mostly lucky I imagine you as either chubby women or submissive black security officers.

Woah...

And after reading your posts to others....

How do you imagine me?

Has anyone read American Psycho?

After watching (and enjoying) the movie, I feel inclined to give the book a go.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Woah...

And after reading your posts to others....

How do you imagine me?

Glasses possible. Eyes brown.

You could be one of those cold readers, Scream.

I feel more than a hint of jealousy that Scream doesn't imagine me to be a nubile white woman.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Ponderous, a thinker with deep set eyes but wide cheeks and tangled hair.

Glasses possible. Eyes brown.

Close:

No classes or tangled hair...but fairly close with everything else.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
I feel more than a hint of jealousy that Scream doesn't imagine me to be a nubile white woman.

There's no way anyone could confuse that. No nubile white woman exudes as much testosterone as you do.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
I feel more than a hint of jealousy that Scream doesn't imagine me to be a nubile white woman.

You'd make a good white girl though.

Obligatory interruption to declare a turn.

So how about it, Shin? What do I look like in that twisted head of yours?

Tan, dark curled hair, but it's fairly short, small amount of facial hair, usually controlled but possibly prominent due to laziness, brown eyes.

Intriguing...

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Intriguing...

How accurate was he??!!?!?!?!!?

...Eighty percent...hair's a bit long on top at the moment, haven't gotten a cut in about two months, and it's naturally wavy...otherwise, on the mark.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
...Eighty percent...hair's a bit long on top at the moment, haven't gotten a cut in about two months, and it's naturally wavy...otherwise, on the mark.

That's creepy as hell.

But, we could just say he is being vague to be accurate.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's creepy as hell.

But, we could just say he is being vague to be accurate.

That and he might subconsciously recall seeing images of me from FB before it decided to sever our friendship.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
I'm also a sexy and manly Security Officer, while Nemebro gets oppressed daily by WAL-MART. 313

This unloading job has helped me drop 30 pounds and has really improved my already impressive musculature.

I'm almost as sexy as I was when I was 16, just you wait. estahuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Sometimes I think I might actually hate the world as much as I say I do. mmm You're all mostly lucky I imagine you as either chubby women or submissive black security officers.

Okay seriously, I started the whole imagining men on the internet as cute chubby girls (With a big bouncing bosom), stop stealing my schtick you ****ing ballblaster.

Originally posted by Tzeentch._
Has anyone read American Psycho?

After watching (and enjoying) the movie, I feel inclined to give the book a go.

Not read it. Did indeed like the movie. Nude man wielding a chainsaw as a phallic instrument of murder to kill a prostitute = Hawt.

And I thought you hated Christian Bale? 131