Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

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ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Watched veed, CORTANA SAVED HIM, JEEZ, BLAX.

On topic:

Most modern sci-fi borrows a thing or two from 40k, but 40k itself more codified and popularized certain things rather than inventing most of it.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Indeed. Space Marines especially are basicallya massive conglomeration of tons of sci-fi/fantasy cliches; it's part of why they're so cool.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Then the Emperor, a godlike psyker, took over and launched a crusade to reunite the Imperium. During that time everything was really progressive, science was on the up and up, things were awesome.
The Emperor was a vicious, amoral sociopath, and there was nothing "awesome" about the oppressive and ignorant society the Emperor envisioned.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Nemebro still buttset about Maguns getting owned.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Indeed, and by a 13-year old girl too. How embarrassing. :chortle:

Tzeentch._ #gottem

Makes sense. Magnus is the weakest Primarch after all.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
Indeed, and by a 13-year old girl too. How embarrassing. :chortle:

Unlike certain sexually-confused Brits, I have a job that takes up a good deal of my time, and don't indulge in internet debating all week all day anymore.

My retribution will come.

Right after I go through the painful work of refinding and downloading all of the 40k books I used to have downloaded, and doing so after the great 40k Download Purge of 2011.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

I have job, douchebag. I'm just too awesome for it to keep me down.

NemeBro Senior Member

You probably have a really lame stupid job like Blax's.

One where he is overpaid to do absolutely nothing and spends at least half of his shift on his laptop.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

I work nights. My job is obviously worse than yours.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

I'm making 33 dollars an hour tomorrow. Overtime ftw

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

You piece of shit.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

If you're bored tomorrow, we can talk. Over the internet.

Because I'll be on my laptop for about 7 of those hours.

Sitting behind a desk, in a completely empty building. $33 an hour.

surfing the web.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

I actually work for my job, so no can do.

Also, I hate you now.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
I work nights. My job is obviously worse than yours.
I get off at one in the morning, not quite night shift, is the shift right before it.

I am Walmart's *****. You just can't understand the life of a Walmart Unloader.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

I didn't go to College. Haven't spent a dime on college.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by NemeBro
I get off at one in the morning, not quite night shift, is the shift right before it.

I am Walmart's *****. You just can't understand the life of a Walmart Unloader.

I am Sainsbury's *****. I stack shelves for 8 hours from midnight. I know your pain. We are like brothers now, pound it.

Tzeentch._ #gottem

**** yeah our jobs are hard!

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

STFU, I'm gonna bro fist your face.

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by Nephthys
I am Sainsbury's *****. I stack shelves for 8 hours from midnight. I know your pain. We are like brothers now, pound it.

I nearly died at work today.

Two-hundred pounds of furniture x velocity in freefall + my face = uh-oh

I have cat-like reflexes though.