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Started by Tzeentch._3,949 pages
Originally posted by NemeBro
You **** little boys.

Please don't PSA our love life.

Just bought Gildar Rift. Let us see how a woman writes 40K.

Today I just started to read the Ultimate Spider-Man comics with Miles Morales. I'm starting to like this series though I'm not sure what the hate is all about....though it seems weird to make Spiderman black in an attempt to claim diversity. Still a better idea than the whole Doctor Octopus Spiderman IMO.

Going to catch up on Toriko and the Avengers vs. Xmen comic later on today.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Okay.

We get Ursa's, Zuko's Mom, bakstory. She used to be a commoner who was involved in plays and the like when Fire Lord Azulon showed up one day because the Sages predicted a union between his child and a descendant of Avatar Roku would produce a great line of Fire Lords. But Ursa is in love with some guy and he doesn't want her to leave. Ozai is like "tough shit" and they leave. And of course it turns out that Zuko is the child of Ursa and the man she really loved.

There's more but my God is this horrible. This hurts so many things in the original I can't believe it.

What type of shit is this? This is all kind of messed up....I mean this is bad, really bad.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So if I were to grow my beard real thick, then shave it so that there is only hair on the neck, then I wore glasses, shorts that are cut above my knees, a white T-shirt, a skull cap, and a My Little Pony backpack, and THEN I go to a convention Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) is attending, and I ask her, in front of thousands of people, at the top of my lungs, "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY YET?", would I be crowned King of the Neckbeards?

Don't forget to forgo bathing for at least a week.

In other news: YouTube is hella fabulous today.

Haha, I get it.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Haha, I get it.

What?

Shut up ya old queen.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Shut up ya old queen.

Are you implying something about my preferences here?

So, my YouTube watch history is filling up with softcore porn right before my eyes. What the **** is going on?

Lol.

Stop jacking off to webcomics.

lolOglaf.

I liked the bit where she had the lesbian sex with the blue chick aharhar.

So I was looking for something pony related today on Google Images and forgot to turn the safety on. OHGODWHY?!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
So I was looking for something pony related today on Google Images and forgot to turn the safety on. OHGODWHY?!

Welcome to the internet. This is known as "rule 34". If it exists, there is porn of it. The more popular it is, the more porn there will be.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Welcome to the internet. This is known as "rule 34". If it exists, there is porn of it. The more popular it is, the more porn there will be.

And what makes you think I didn't know that already? 😐

The "OHGODWHY" reaction. You should have expected nothing less, lol.

I went all "OHGODWHY" because I can't believe I forgot to turn the safety search back on. I've regrettably seen and read enough Rule 34 through the years to know what it is.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Okay.

We get Ursa's, Zuko's Mom, bakstory. She used to be a commoner who was involved in plays and the like when Fire Lord Azulon showed up one day because the Sages predicted a union between his child and a descendant of Avatar Roku would produce a great line of Fire Lords. But Ursa is in love with some guy and he doesn't want her to leave. Ozai is like "tough shit" and they leave. And of course it turns out that Zuko is the child of Ursa and the man she really loved.

There's more but my God is this horrible. This hurts so many things in the original I can't believe it.

The next comic has Toph being cured of her blindness with spirit water.

Kataras mom is still alive and also married Zuko's mom.

The Airbenders were just hiding.

Azula marries a man and never shags Ty Lee. Not even once.

Jets still alive.

Sokka becomes a vegetarian and gives up sarcasm.

Katara's children were all sired by Zuko.

Blax, some poor and misguided young man has friend invited my alter ego. How do you usually respond to such things?

Was it Mr. Whiteknight?

I just deny the invites.

Nah, this guy actually tried to kill me and shit, pulling no punches.