How would you commit suicide?

Well?

Overdose on pills and alcohol. Lot's of it.

starvation

Shoot myself in the brain

a lethal dose of medicine

Well first I'd go to the bank and take out everything I had, close the account and squirt ink, from the little pens the tellers have, into someone's face. After I squirted ink on them I'd run away laughing like a lunatic. I'd make 10 collect calls to Barker and have the charges go to him. Then I'd go find two prostitutes and take them back to my house. I'd tell them to make me a hamburger with mustard, french fries and a chocolate milkshake. I'd eat the delicious meal then take them to my room where we would watch Caddyshack and laugh every time Rodney Dangerfield said anything.

After watching Caddyshack we would then play Simpsons monopoly because everyone knows anything that has to do with The Simpsons is just plain awesome. I'd then prank call Kramer, Thorinn, Irene, Naz and Femme all at the same time while reading Sports Illustrated. Finally I would order the two prostitutes to have sex with me and smother me until I died. I would die with the satisfaction that I didn't pay them.

that's sounds more like a dream day than a death day.

Originally posted by miss_swann
that's sounds more like a dream day than a death day.

Except I died at the end.

yeah but if you wanted to kill yourself wouldn't you just get down to it?

Nah, I'd make it an eventful day or I'd take people with me if I really wanted to kill myself.

Originally posted by Röland
Nah, I'd make it an eventful day or I'd take people with me if I really wanted to kill myself.

Originally posted by miss_swann
OMG!!!!!!!! Suicide bomber in the making! Where did you go to school?

😆

Some place in Ohio.

Oh so it wasn't an al quaeda training camp?

Nuh. I dunt lyk terorriztz salute

I'd probably eat myself to death. etc.

I wouldnt. life is good.

Snoo Snoo

Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.

fat lot og use winning the bet if you're dead.

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.