How would you commit suicide?

Originally posted by miss_swann
fat lot og use winning the bet if you're dead.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Interesting. Vinny is a hard one to dodge, though. Just don't go to sleep with no pants on if you're in Canada. ✅

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you would be in texas and you wouldnt see ME? 🙁

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you would be in texas and you wouldnt see ME? 🙁

pwnt haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Didn't you you were a Texan. haermm

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm

Barker Bears don't drink. salute

Originally posted by TRH
Well?

I would take LSD and cut a 3' in diameter hole in my belly, unraveling my small intestines to then make a makeshift noose by throwing it over a support in an attic and jumping off of a stool with myself still bleeding out form the wound and my other organs probably hanging out as well.

To be later devoured by whatever skulks the dark corners until the neighbors smell the stench and call the police.

Originally posted by Barker
Didn't you you were a Texan. haermm

We'd have to get drunk, or something.. give me ideas. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Barker Bears don't drink. salute

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hookers and cocaine, man. titty bar!!!

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't, but if I'm about to die.. jlaugh

I'll call up some girls. jlaugh

So last night my friend calls me and is all like "Dude watch Hustle & Flow, it is the sweetest movie ever and it's real emotional." I watched it and was like "Gay."

Originally posted by Barker
I really don't, but if I'm about to die.. jlaugh

Ftw. Pm you when I want die, ok?

Originally posted by Vathu
I would take LSD and cut a 3' in diameter hole in my belly, unraveling my small intestines to then make a makeshift noose by throwing it over a support in an attic and jumping off of a stool with myself still bleeding out form the wound and my other organs probably hanging out as well.

To be later devoured by whatever skulks the dark corners until the neighbors smell the stench and call the police.

I'd probably beforehand masturbate to LF and send her an e-mail about my hidden love and how Barker touched me at night.

Originally posted by Vathu
I'd probably beforehand masturbate to LF and send her an e-mail about my hidden love and how Barker touched me at night.

I already did that and LF stopped talking to me. But Barker calls me all the time now. jlaugh

😕

Originally posted by Röland
I'll call up some girls. jlaugh

So last night my friend calls me and is all like "Dude watch Hustle & Flow, it is the sweetest movie ever and it's real emotional." I watched it and was like "Gay."

Last night I sat at home on KMC eating Pop Tarts, and it was like, "Fun".

But not really. jockey

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, I will be in england by then, so you will have to come there.

Originally posted by Vathu
I'd probably beforehand masturbate to LF and send her an e-mail about my hidden love and how Barker touched me at night.

Originally posted by Röland
I already did that and LF stopped talking to me. But Barker calls me all the time now. jlaugh

Originally posted by Röland
I already did that and LF stopped talking to me. But Barker calls me all the time now. jlaugh

LOL!

Maybe I should do it backwards.

And touch myself to Barker.

Even though that would be morally unacceptable and I'd probably be hated by everyone but Roland, Barker and LF. jockey

Originally posted by Barker
5' 3" girls? haermm

Last night I sat at home on KMC eating Pop Tarts, and it was like, "Fun".

But not really. jockey

All the girls I've dated were taller than me, I banged them all but one. salute

GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY! jlaugh

Originally posted by Barker

British Girls then, better. [/B]

Originally posted by Vathu
LOL!

Maybe I should do it backwards.

And touch myself to Barker.

Even though that would be morally unacceptable and I'd probably be hated by everyone but Roland, Barker and LF. jockey

Irene would find it hot, as well as TSB. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
All the girls I've dated were taller than me, I banged them all but one. salute

GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY! jlaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll see if my lady has any single friends. 😉

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh crylaugh

jwank