How would you commit suicide?

Originally posted by Röland
Irene would find it hot, as well as TSB. jockey

Maybe I'd be better off masturbating and being happy instead of doing it and then crying myself to sleep at night. jockey

Originally posted by Barker
crylaugh crylaugh

Yeah, she wasn't around long enough to experience the D-Train. haermm

jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Fly to Ohio and say hi to Roland, then take a plane to Canada and see Irene, dodge Vinny, fly to Texas and set Thorinn's lawn on fire, go to South Dakota for a few days 13, then go to New York, see Skeets, and go into the tallest building I can and jump off.

And I'll have Skeets holding a target. If I hit the bullseye, I win the bet.

Because we would have a bet going.

Originally posted by Vathu
Maybe I'd be better off masturbating and being happy instead of doing it and then crying myself to sleep at night. jockey

Haha, you cry yourself to sleep, pussy. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
Yeah, she wasn't around long enough to experience the D-Train. haermm

jockey

I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

Originally posted by Röland
Haha, you cry yourself to sleep, pussy. jockey

It's only when Barker calls me and tries to get me to touch his 'Fishingpole.'

I don't like fishing. jockey

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

Originally posted by Barker
😆

salute

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would eat my friend Christine(My friend Sarah and I have been planning this for a while), and get her diabetes. Then, I'd overdose on chocolate.

So you absorb your victims traits? Sweet. jockey

Originally posted by Vathu
It's only when Barker calls me and tries to get me to touch his 'Fishingpole.'

I don't like fishing. jockey

Barker doesn't have a fishing pole, it's more of a kiddy size. jlaugh

Originally posted by Röland
salute

So you absorb your victims traits? Sweet. jockey

Barker doesn't have a fishing pole, it's more of a kiddy size. jlaugh

Still.

I'd only go Fishing if LF came with me. jockey

Originally posted by Vathu
Still.

I'd only go Fishing if LF came with me. jockey

LF doesn't like fish. jockey

Originally posted by Röland
Well first I'd go to the bank and take out everything I had, close the account and squirt ink, from the little pens the tellers have, into someone's face. After I squirted ink on them I'd run away laughing like a lunatic. I'd make 10 collect calls to Barker and have the charges go to him. Then I'd go find two prostitutes and take them back to my house. I'd tell them to make me a hamburger with mustard, french fries and a chocolate milkshake. I'd eat the delicious meal then take them to my room where we would watch Caddyshack and laugh every time Rodney Dangerfield said anything.

After watching Caddyshack we would then play Simpsons monopoly because everyone knows anything that has to do with The Simpsons is just plain awesome. I'd then prank call Kramer, Thorinn, Irene, Naz and Femme all at the same time while reading Sports Illustrated. Finally I would order the two prostitutes to have sex with me and smother me until I died. I would die with the satisfaction that I didn't pay them.

I would have a certain female member here sit on my face and suffocate me as I pleasured her.

Originally posted by Menetnashté
That wouldn't be suicide, it'd be murder.

True. But I'd still die happy.

Originally posted by Röland
True. But I'd still die happy.

if i had the resources or the know how...id extinct the human race while taking out myself, planetary nuclear attack, some sort of future weapon that has the ability to wipe out the planet as long as its quick, but yeh, full scale planatery nukage would be a dream

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Snoo Snoo

That's more homicide than suicide, isn't it?

I would commit suicide anyway I could commit suicide.

If I had my choice....I would dump a 1000 gallons of molten metal on myself...I would incinerate so fast that I wouldn't feel it...maybe even be at ground zero from a nuclear explosion...you would incernerate so fast you wouldn't feel it.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would commit suicide anyway I could commit suicide.

If I had my choice....I would dump a 1000 gallons of molten metal on myself...I would incinerate so fast that I wouldn't feel it...maybe even be at ground zero from a nuclear explosion...you would incernerate so fast you wouldn't feel it.

I think you'll feel the molten metal for a bit, I think.

I'd get all dressed up, then slit my throat.