A great way to dump your girlfriend?

Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

What a dick.

Break up right after having sex with her.

Originally posted by Röland
What a dick.

I don´t know if I would call her a dick, but she is a b!tch, yes.

Originally posted by Malenfant
I don´t know if I would call her a dick, but she is a b!tch, yes.

No, you're the dick.

But whatever.

To give an actual answer to this thread, you could wait till an important date comes up then break up with her. When she asks why, tell her the truth, you just got back with her to get revenge. She'll be crushed, trust me.

Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
It'll be funny when you die alone.

1. I love you
2. Sex sex sex
3. Wanna go out tommorow?
4. Break up with her tommorow

That's a basic idea. You can make the sex more dirty and the love bit more romantic, and with the tomorrow bit, don't be sad, don't be happy, just act normal like they do on TV before something bad happens. Will be pretty sweet, but I doubt you'll do it. Something about you makes me think you won't have the balls.

Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

You have sex with her, tell her you love her, embrace her, then you tell her "Hell nah b*tch I could neva love you!" and you dig your fingers into her eyes, blinding her, chop off her legs, but keep her alive in your basement while taking daily pisses on her telling her in a mocking voice "I love you".

Pretty likely this is a sock account and this thread is pure bullshit anyway.

I just want to comment that if you get back with an EX for the purpose of revenge, you're a grade A,100% douchebag.

Bitches deserve dicks. Get revenge all you want.
Break up with her DURING sex.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
You have sex with her, tell her you love her, embrace her, then you tell her "Hell nah b*tch I could neva love you!" and you dig your fingers into her eyes, blinding her, chop off her legs, but keep her alive in your basement while taking daily pisses on her telling her in a mocking voice "I love you".

Let me guess, you're single?

Originally posted by Röland
Pretty likely this is a sock account and this thread is pure bullshit anyway.

I just want to comment that if you get back with an EX for the purpose of revenge, you're a grade A,100% douchebag.

Originally posted by lord xyz
1. I love you
2. Sex sex sex
3. Wanna go out tommorow?
4. Break up with her tommorow

That's a basic idea. You can make the sex more dirty and the love bit more romantic, and with the tomorrow bit, don't be sad, don't be happy, just act normal like they do on TV before something bad happens. Will be pretty sweet, but I doubt you'll do it. Something about you makes me think you won't have the balls.

Sounds great, I wil deffently consider that, and be sure, I do have the balls. Escpecially when I`m as angry at her as I am now. I wouldn´t be so full of hate if she had a reason, but since she don´t have a reason, she shall try to feel what hells like ..

Originally posted by Malenfant
Sounds great, I wil deffently consider that, and be sure, I do have the balls. Escpecially when I`m as angry at her as I am now. I wouldn´t be so full of hate if she had a reason, but since she don´t have a reason, she shall try to feel what hells like ..

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Everyone makes mistakes and you sound like a jerk.

Hell nah, don't listen to these wimps, dump the skank.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Hell nah, don't listen to these wimps, dump the skank.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Hell nah, don't listen to these wimps, dump the skank.