A great way to dump your girlfriend?

Started by Röland5 pages
Originally posted by Malenfant
I [B]do know there are more fish in the sea, I just don´t wanna let her go unpunished. [/B]

Unpunished for what?

She dumped you. Big deal. People get dumped everyday. Get over it and go find someone new.

Originally posted by Röland
Unpunished for what?

She dumped you. Big deal. People get dumped everyday. Get over it and go find someone new.

Agreed

Originally posted by Secretus
There is alot of medication out there.

What would you call a person who breaks up with his/her boyfriend/girlfriend without having a reason?

I would call it an ill person who needs medication .

Kill her.

Originally posted by Röland
Unpunished for what?

She dumped you. Big deal. People get dumped everyday. Get over it and go find someone new.

She needs to be punished for the pain and suffer she put me through. Then she will realise she´s not gonna do that to a person again.

Originally posted by Malenfant
What would you call a person who breaks up with his/her boyfriend/girlfriend without having a reason?

I would call it an ill person who needs [B]medication . [/B]


I wouldn't call them ANYTHING, I'd consider it as a mistake. You may not see things eye to eye with me or a lot of other people in this thread trying to talk some sense into you, but if you actually were a MAN you'd sit her down and talk to her and ask her what happened back when she broke up with you, move on from there. You may've even had a successful relationship with her if you weren't going to consider being a jerk to her.

Originally posted by Malenfant
She needs to be punished for the pain and suffer she put me through. Then she will realise she´s not gonna do that to a person again.

A girl breaks up with you for no reason and you call that pain and suffering? You have no clue what pain and suffering is.

As I said before. Get over it. Find someone new.

I knew this guy who found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with a guy he knew. The other guy had know idea that she had a boyfriend. So, the two guys worked together to get her good. The first guy I mentioned picked her up on a date and drove her a couple miles from her house. He randomly asked her, "So, have you talked to (the other guy) latley?"

She was like, "No, I haven't talked to him for ages."

What she didn't know was that the other guy was hiding in the back seat of the car and he popped up and said, "Oh reeeeeeealy. Then what were you doing at my place last night."

They dropped her off on the street right then and there and she had to walk home.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I knew this guy who found out his girlfriend was cheating on him with a guy he knew. The other guy had know idea that she had a boyfriend. So, the two guys worked together to get her good. The first guy I mentioned picked her up on a date and drove her a couple miles from her house. He randomly asked her, "So, have you talked to (the other guy) latley?"

She was like, "No, I haven't talked to him for ages."

What she didn't know was that the other guy was hiding in the back seat of the car and he popped up and said, "Oh reeeeeeealy. Then what were you doing at my place last night."

They dropped her off on the street right then and there and she had to walk home.

Nice! Great story.
Well .. I do have a car, so I could drive her out on to no where in the darkness, but I don´t think thats mean enough. Hehe.

Originally posted by Secretus
Break up right after having sex with her.

That would do it.

But, I say that you should let her know that your intentions are purely sexual from this point forward, and do not involve manogamy in the slightest. See where her intentions lie. Did she get burned herself in same manner that she did to you?

Take the higher road and do not become her.

If she does not want you for "bumping uglies". Screw it, and find your next piece and/or girlfriend.

Come clean.

End result: You either get unattached great sex out of it, or know that she couldn't accept your demands-both of which are a win-win for you, and give you closure.

The guy who I talked about who popped up in the back of the car, he's the same guy who climbed onto the roof of one of his girlfriend's houses, and he climbed into her window. She knew he was coming over to hook up, and it was dark and quiet so he thought she was in the bathroom or something. It ended up that he climbed through the wrong window. Suddenly he heard a "What the f***?" The light came on and he was in her parents' room. The mom and dad were huddled together in shock and the dad said, "Who are you." And he replied . . . "I'm Batman." Then he turned around and climbed back out the window.

True story. The guy's name was Brett Earl, and he was the older brother of my buddy Brenden. Brett was classic, a total comedian and buffed stud. He did well with the ladies and always did something totally crazy that would crack us up.

do all the we're-back-together stuff then tell everyone BUT her that it's over

Re: A great way to dump your girlfriend?

Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

This sounded a lot like my last relationship....until the super-d*ckery of revenge.

Humiliate her by being over her and able to move on with your life, happy with or without someone else.

Re: A great way to dump your girlfriend?

Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

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Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

I am not going to help you make someone cry 🤨

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What's your problem, Dreamt?
I think I know exactly what you're doing. Plotting.

I was agreeing with you 😐

Originally posted by Dreamt
I was agreeing with you 😐

Oh okay.

Originally posted by Malenfant
Sounds great, I wil deffently consider that, and be sure, I do have the balls. Escpecially when I`m as angry at her as I am now. I wouldn´t be so full of hate if she had a reason, but since she don´t have a reason, she shall try to feel what hells like ..
It's my idea, it's bound to work. Only person who doesn't follow my advice is an absolute loser.

Spoiler:
I don't follow my own advice. 😐

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Well I usually break up with my girlfriends by.. oh wait.. no..

Break up with her during sex.. after you've finished but before she has.. haermm

I'm weird 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well I usually break up with my girlfriends by.. oh wait.. no..

Break up with her during sex.. after you've finished but before she has.. haermm

I'm weird 😐

That's evil. 😛