A great way to dump your girlfriend?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well I usually break up with my girlfriends by.. oh wait.. no..

Break up with her during sex.. after you've finished but before she has.. haermm

I'm weird 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Well I usually break up with my girlfriends by.. oh wait.. no..

Break up with her during sex.. after you've finished but before she has.. haermm

I'm weird 😐

Originally posted by Dreamt
Bitches deserve dicks. Get revenge all you want.
Break up with her DURING sex.

Great minds!

All bullshit aside, this is what you need to do. During sex when about to cum, say,"b*tch it's over" and cum right on her face.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
All bullshit aside, this is what you need to do. During sex when about to cum, say,"b*tch it's over" and cum right on her face.

I think you should tell her its over before you start something...I can almost grantee it will give you a guilty conscience 🙂

If you act in revenge, and aspire to hurt some one, it is likely you will hurt yourself.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I shouldn't be saying this but...or he could just not put a condom on and trick her into thinking he did and then he jizzes all inside her...mullet

Wow, that is cruel. 😂

Originally posted by Malenfant
Hi folks!
For a while ago, my girlfriend dumped me, just like that. There were no warning signs, our relationship was great, but still she dumped me, and said she didn´t had a reason why! I was crushed, you know, it was my first girlfriend and we had been together for months.

But last week she called me, and asked me if we could be together again, and I was of course happy and thrilled and immedality told her YES! But with one small purpose! To get revenge! Now I will break up with her, while she least expects it.

I want to make her cry, be humiliated, be crushed, and maybe go so for I can make her become a cutter!
I want to be the guy who have made the worst break up in history! I´ve got a few ideas, but I wanna ask you guys out there, if you got some ideas for me, good ways to break up in a evil way. It shall not involve violence though ..

Thanks. 🙂

You are a true dirtbag.

Originally posted by Röland
Wow, that is cruel. 😂

Originally posted by Röland
Wow, that is cruel. 😂

Until he becomes a dad and has to pay child support.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I know, I know..I never should've said it but I got carried away. This guy doesn't seem to be taking our "GOOD" advice anyway, so why not ay?

I guess, but any smart guy wouldn't do that anyway. 😛

Even if it was for revenge and if I heard it, I would laugh my ass off, you're taking a chance of f*cking yourself over. 😆

Originally posted by Röland
I guess, but any smart guy wouldn't do that anyway. 😛

Even if it was for revenge and if I heard it, I would laugh my ass off, you're taking a chance of f*cking yourself over. 😆

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I shouldn't be saying this but...or he could just not put a condom on and trick her into thinking he did and then he jizzes all inside her...mullet

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
He may get her pregnant tho, what's the point of revenge if it f*cks up your like too?

jUz throw the ho in a dumpsta! Dats how phatty do it.

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
jUz throw the ho in a dumpsta! Dats how phatty do it.

Hooray for violence! Violence is #1, Yippee!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Or you could shred her heels so she can't walk, and keep her in your shed, chained up and upside down, and only feed her Military Rations(nasty as hell) once a week.

Originally posted by Malenfant
Okay, but you would probably understand if you tryed. It sucks when your girlfriend does that too you. You are so crushed you can´t concentrate. The only thing you focus on is her, and revenge on her.

so get another girl

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hooray for violence! Violence is #1, Yippee!

OH man, dat shiz iz tite! I wish Id taught o dat one, fo shizzle. 😆

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hooray for violence! Violence is #1, Yippee!