In reply to:
"10. Male sperm are faster getting to the egg but die sooner; female sperm are slower getting to the egg but live longer. See? It all starts at conception.".
I say; 1 thing these Charlie's Angels-esque, "You go, girlfriend!", "Oh, aren't I funny girls?" women don't know;
Nothing starts at conception without a man to actually stick it to you, unless you are into IVF treatment, in which case you don't need a man in your life to do all those "negative" things anyway, so shut up with the moaning.
As for "We take longer in the bathroom cos "we" clean up after ourselves.". As Backfire said, doing what? I go in, do my stuff, wash my hands and leave. I don't spend time taking a shit, then an extra hour caking on make up making myself look like what I just did.
If "men" are so easily pleased, it's your own choice to do that shit to make yourself feel good, which is fine, but it is what it is. Don't moan that "we" don't notice. Chances are if "we're" easily pleased "we" think you look good anyway, what da deal is, yo?
-AC
Hmm....we'll that was an amusing thing to read. I wanted to say one thing to this...."These lists are obsolete, you can beat your women to get want you want from them.". I strongly disagree. I agree that the list's are kinda crazy, but who really thinks they can beat their woman do anything for them. If that happened to me, I'd turn around and beat the crap otta him and see how he liked it.