10 things you don't know about women.

Started by Grinning Goku6 pages
Originally posted by Röland
You misunderstood me, I said [b]punch a baby. I would never start shit with her. [/B]

I know. I was concurring with you.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Nutshots don't hurt me as much as most guys, cause I've gotten used to it. I can still stand when kicked in balls.

What kind of monster are you?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
I know. I was concurring with you.

K, so we're both on the same page that we would never f*ck with that girl?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
🤨 Why...?
Cause I am God. And just cause your big and buff does not mean you are a good fighter, quite the contrary really.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Alright, about comparing periods to getting jacked in the nut repeatedly...
Bull. Shit. Women always use that comparison. "You don't know how awful periods are for us! It's like once a month, you got kicked in the nuts for three whole days!" As some anonymous comedian once replied to that comment: "I could tell that she was lying... because she was still standing."

False. Using myself as an example, I've woken up before with terrible pains, once I was stuck in bed for 4 hours because I physically couldn't sit up and even laying down was extremely painful. Also, if you are walking around and get a suddenly bad pain, it is crippling, most women just try to endure it so as not to look retarded because they suddenly collapsed on the floor for no apparent reason.

Originally posted by Röland
K, so we're both on the same page that we would never f*ck with that girl?
👆

Originally posted by Naz
False. Using myself as an example, I've woken up before with terrible pains, once I was stuck in bed for 4 hours because I physically couldn't sit up and even laying down was extremely painful.

Of course, I didn't say certain cases of menstration can be extremely painful. Excrucitating periods may be symptoms of another problem and should be checked out by a doctor. On average, however, nuts shots hurt far, far worse than your average menstral period.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Of course, I didn't say certain cases of menstration can be extremely painful. Excrucitating periods may be symptoms of another problem and should be checked out by a doctor. On average, however, nuts shots hurt far, far worse than your average menstral period.

On average I'm sure you're not kicked in the nuts for three days every month. I bet you go a year or more without having a nutshot or whatever. So, say we have 2 really really bad days every 2 months, which is totally plausable. Okay, so 2 days times 6 motnhs, that's like getting a nutshot 12 times a year, which I doubt happens since guys are so protective of their junk. And really it's be more, because a bad day is just that, a bad day, not a bad hour while you recover on the floor.

Originally posted by Naz
On average I'm sure you're not kicked in the nuts for three days every month. I bet you go a year or more without having a nutshot or whatever. So, say we have 2 really really bad days every 2 months, which is totally plausable. Okay, so 2 days times 6 motnhs, that's like getting a nutshot 12 times a year, which I doubt happens since guys are so protective of their junk. And really it's be more, because a bad day is just that, a bad day, not a bad hour while you recover on the floor.

Those are the worst hours of our lives... cry

I get MANY nutshots in a year, but am now almost immune to them.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I get MANY nutshots in a year, but am now almost immune to them.

You should try to get away from your pimp.

Originally posted by Naz
On average I'm sure you're not kicked in the nuts for three days every month. I bet you go a year or more without having a nutshot or whatever. So, say we have 2 really really bad days every 2 months, which is totally plausable. Okay, so 2 days times 6 motnhs, that's like getting a nutshot 12 times a year, which I doubt happens since guys are so protective of their junk. And really it's be more, because a bad day is just that, a bad day, not a bad hour while you recover on the floor.

I would rather take a "medium" shot to the nuts then to go through 3-5 days of menstruation...no doubt.

I am thankful to be a guy in almost every way...I enjoy taking care of a women and I loved paying for the meals...opening doors...caring her around, etc.etc...I think being pregnant and having periods is enough for me to take care of my wife...besides, my wife is my better half by far...I am a dick and an a**hole compared to my wife.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I would rather take a "medium" shot to the nuts then to go through 3-5 days of menstruation...no doubt.

I am thankful to be a guy in almost every way...I enjoy taking care of a women and I loved paying for the meals...opening doors...caring her around, etc.etc...I think being pregnant and having periods is enough for me to take care of my wife...besides, my wife is my better half by far...I am a dick and an a**hole compared to my wife.

Meh... if there was anything difficult about manscrewation or pregnancy/childbirth then men would do it... ✅

(That was a joke by the way!!! 😱 )

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Cause I am God. And just cause your big and buff does not mean you are a good fighter, quite the contrary really.
the worst ass whupping I ever received was from a guy who was 5'7 and 170 pounds.

Ha funny, i'll try to remember all of them, NOT 😄

all of what?

Originally posted by Röland
That picture makes me want to punch a baby.
Why?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the worst ass whupping I ever received was from a guy who was 5'7 and 170 pounds.
Good Times. Wish I was there.
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I get MANY nutshots in a year, but am now almost immune to them.
I think it's safe to say that you're nuts are gone buddy.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Naz
False. Using myself as an example, I've woken up before with terrible pains, once I was stuck in bed for 4 hours because I physically couldn't sit up and even laying down was extremely painful. Also, if you are walking around and get a suddenly bad pain, it is crippling, most women just try to endure it so as not to look retarded because they suddenly collapsed on the floor for no apparent reason.

Seriously. When it's that time of the month? I can't get out of bed without drugging myself up on painkillers because it's so painful. It lasts for days, and usually ends up triggering a migraine.

And I've been to the doctor. Nothing wrong with me. I'm just unlucky in that respect.

Re: 10 things you don't know about women.

There are hundreds of things women don't know about women.

😉 😛

Originally posted by InnerRise
Why?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

That much muscle on ANYONE is just useless and freaky looking.