Chubbies!
Hey, what's the most embarassing moment you pitched a tent. Obviously this is for us dudes.
One time I was in a hot tub with my ex girlfriend and a bunch of other people, everyone wanted to get out and go cook dinner or something. I had a huge boner cuz my chick was so smokin' hot. My friends were like, "Hiker, when you coming out? Let's go." I was just all, "Dudes, just chill for a bit, I'm enjoying the stars." 😂
There was this time I was at a school dance when I was 14. My girlfriend and I were both virgins. It was the last dance of the night and she danced all up close on me. Of course, I had a big 'ol boner. Her hip bumped against my boner and she lifted her head up off my shoulder real quick and looked down to see what she had hit. (I guess she thought she had hit my belt, or something.) She said, quickly, "sorry". Trying to come up with an excuse real quick, I said it was alright and that it was just a pack of gum in my pocket.
A few months down the road, and she told me she knew it was my boner because no pack of gum feels like a tube steak. (those were not her words...but I summed up.) Both moments were embarrassing for me.
Well, it was the first time my girlfriend saw it. I was laying down and she was in the chair. I was wearing my pajama pants, but they weren't my sleeping pj's. She was wearing a slutty shirt, and it got me going. This was before we had had sex. So I had to grab a pillow quick and cover up. Though she saw it. She didn't tell me at the time, though.Luckily for me, it wasn't a full hard-on. It was a semi.
Awhile back. I was invited to some chick's dinner party. The day before I had angered her by making her nipples hard before a public speech she had to give out, so during the dinner party with her parents, she gave me a goat-boner and since I'm sittin' in a wheelchair, it was....obvious...yeah.
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Ha! 1980's!
Originally posted by Scythe
Awhile back. I was invited to some chick's dinner party. The day before I had angered her by making her nipples hard before a public speech she had to give out, so during the dinner party with her parents, she gave me a goat-boner and since I'm sittin' in a wheelchair, it was....obvious...yeah!
Wait...You are in a wheel chair?
Why are you in a wheel chair? Again, I need pictures of proof.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey, what's the most embarassing moment you pitched a tent. Obviously this is for us dudes.One time I was in a hot tub with my ex girlfriend and a bunch of other people, everyone wanted to get out and go cook dinner or something. I had a huge boner cuz my chick was so smokin' hot. My friends were like, "Hiker, when you coming out? Let's go." I was just all, "Dudes, just chill for a bit, I'm enjoying the stars." 😂
Well there was this time when I ............
Just kidding vin
Happened on a class camp, one of my friends had to go to the toilet while everyone else was setting up, so by the time she got back everyone had already finished and went for dinner. We were out there by ourselves, and I didnt want to do it alone so she helped me get it up. Then right as it was full height, everyone came out of the dinner hall thing and saw us both there with the tent pitched between us. Then everyone started laughing and Im like 'wtf' then I looked down and saw the tent was upside down so we had to repack it and set it up again right way up. Embarrassing.131
Originally posted by Mišt
Happened on a class camp, one of my friends had to go to the toilet while everyone else was setting up, so by the time she got back everyone had already finished and went for dinner. We were out there by ourselves, and I didnt want to do it alone so she helped me get it up. Then right as it was full height, everyone came out of the dinner hall thing and saw us both there with the tent pitched between us. Then everyone started laughing and Im like 'wtf' then I looked down and saw the tent was upside down so we had to repack it and set it up again right way up. Embarrassing.131