Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, it's tough. I often get morning wood from having to pee, usually about two hours before I have to actually get up, so getting out of bed, walking to the bathroom, leaning over the toilet with one hand against the wall trying not to miss the toilet is a pain in the ass when all I want to do is go back to sleep. Sometimes I want to just pee in the bath tub cuz it would be a helluva lot easier.
Man, one time I was like a Junior in high school, and I went to this camp that I've been going to all my life with my family.. . there was this girl Jen who was older, I'd known her for years but she was always a big kid and I was a little kid, but she hadn't gone to camp for years. But this particular year that I am speaking of when I was a Junior, she was a softmore in college at UCLA. We totally became buds and she hung out with me and my bros . . she was smokin' hot, like she gave me some of my first chubbies when I was growing up. Anyway, at the camp dance, I totally pitched one and was super embarassed that she'd notice. And she did, but all she did was look at me, smirk, and push into me harder. That night, she kissed me good night on the lips and I almost blew a gasket. And that's about as far as it went. I tried to make out with her when we said our goodbyes, but she just said . . "I can't." And she sped off in her car. She ended up getting back with her boyfriend who she eventually married. But she knew what she was doing, she just wanted to rock my world, and she did. Boners, man. Boners. 😬
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Boners, man. Boners. 😬
My wife calls the woman's version of boners juiciness. So like, when I make out with her sometimes, she says, "you've got to stop, you're making me juicy and we can't have sex yet." (Still got to get the docs approval...one or two more weeks man.)